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@FanDuel Crybaby

Geno Auriemma Final Four crash out

@senortilt STFU you will be broke soon though

@getnickwright I bet it felt really good for you to write this tweet huh? Be honest.

Someone has to explain to me the streamed game fascination with @senortilt, a guy who… Plays the least amount of hands while constantly berating others for not playing enough… Has precisely zero interesting or funny stories & is constantly on his phone… Slow rolls (months after angle shooting!) the game’s VIP & then ridiculously claims it’s cool because they’re allegedly super close friends… Is constantly talking about the #TiltMafia… which appears to be about 25 humans and a couple hundred bots… All while having his own personal security and camera crew for a podcast/YouTube channel that’s watched by literally dozens of people… And is constantly whining and moaning whenever he loses a hand! It’s just remarkable! And it’s not like he’s some horrible player who you have to put up with because he’s such great action. He’s decidedly slightly above average & super nitty! I just don’t get it. But maybe that’s just me. 🤷‍♂️

@CasualMMA If you post about this card, you are a fucking loser

If you watch this card, you genuinely need to get a life

@acdmma_ @PiersUncensored What an arrogant piece of shit his mother even said Dana is a scumbag let that sink in. When your own mother can’t stand you, that’s a problem.

That time Dana White said he had “no feelings” about his parents passing away: “I’m good with everything. I’ve put my relationship with my parents behind me.” “When they passed away, I had almost no feelings about it to be honest.” 🎥 @PiersUncensored

@Mister_Keating Poker players are so unlikable. Very loud. Obnoxious. And unless you guys just get lucky playing garbage cards.

@SlutGraper God made him out of spare parts

this is THE murray hill guy.

@PokerGO @ChinoRheem Jimmy D might be the most annoying person Alive

Jimmy D goes to battle against @ChinoRheem. Watch High Stakes Poker streaming on PokerGO.com.

@Ninadrama STFU you dirty pig 🐷

Stray dogs in Georgia are being taken and burned alive. The beautiful stray dogs of Georgia is part of the magic of the country. Don’t lose your magic. Please help me raise awareness. We must protect them.

@Pre_Malone @PokerGO @EWassPoker @senortilt Poker players are the most enjoying coke heads ever.

@PokerGO @EWassPoker @senortilt hard to watch with retarded guy walking around the back talking nonstop

😳😳😳 @EWassPoker flops a flush against @senortilt's bottom set in one of the biggest pots of the week! High Stakes Poker returns live tonight on PokerGO.com, 11P ET/8P PT.

@Ninadrama Holy fuck. Shut up

To my beautiful Georgian brothers and sisters I hear you! Please help me raise awareness for the dogs of Georgia that are being taken and burned alive. The beautiful stray dogs of Georgia is part of the magic of the country. Don't lose your magic. We will be the voice for those who don't have one. I stand with you, I am here for you. We must do something.

@Greggers6294 @shubhvanii @DearS_o_n I’ve lost it all, but I still have my health

@shubhvanii @DearS_o_n Thank you for this. In the midst of losing everything I love and needed to hear this. Just survive today. Win the hour. Thank you.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@shubhvanii @DearS_o_n Talking shows strength and not a weakness. I always thought I was alone and dealing with my problems and nobody understood Boy was I wrong

When you feel like giving up, do one thing: survive this day without making a permanent decision from a temporary hell. the advice every man who has crawled out of rock bottom learns in blood. Don't promise yourself the next five years. Don't try to solve your whole life by midnight. Don't carry the weight of your entire future on a mind that’s exhausted right now. Just win the next hour. Get up..... Shower.... Eat something...... Walk..... Lift..... Pray.... Breathe..... Call one real person...... Sleep before your mind turns into an enemy courtroom. Cuz the hidden truth of rock bottom is this: it lies to you. It tells you this pain is permanent. It tells you you’ve ruined everything. It tells you the man you were is dead. But every man who survived that darkness learned one law: your lowest moment is not your final identity, it’s just the place where the rebuild begins. Some of the most dangerous men alive were built in the exact hour they almost quit. Not because they felt hope. Because they chose discipline before emotion returned. So i mean to sayy: Don’t end your life in a chapter that was only meant to end your weakness. Hold the line tonight. The version of you that exists after this pain may one day thank you for not listening to the darkest voice in the room.

@DearS_o_n Never give up. Every rock bottom has a trap door. Things could always be worse

@ItsMrBiggles @RiggsBarstool This was my first thought. He prob did sustain whiplash.

I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about him possibly having a concussion after the wreck. Blew .000 and a lot of the stuff people are talking about can be associated with that. Obviously, he should have a driver and has to take pain pills, but I don’t think they were the issue during all the tests

Saw the body cam footage. I think Tiger’s a man in a lot of pain who (like many) struggles with managing that pain. He shouldn’t be driving. Take his license & keys. But like Augusta, like the Tour, like the PGA of America, I fully support Tiger as he seeks help & recovery.

@RiggsBarstool Dude STFU slready. You’re annoying. Tiger didn’t care what you say or think

@jonaniksgiggle 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Classic emotional manipulation tactics to start publicly talking about killing yourself after being caught cheating. Puts all their pressure on her now. What a P.O.S.

@SamuelAHundley @SportsGurl87 Agreed. Tiger Woods is innocent until proven guilty. With that being said. These idiots think Tiger gives a zero fuck about them. Nope. 😂😂😂😂

@SportsGurl87 Protecting Tiger from what? Criticism? I don’t get it.

Why is everyone that works at Barstool a douche bag??? Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

@SportsGurl87 Barstool are a bunch of loser slobs.

@Daniel_Rapaport Any Tiger Woods news you little hom0?

So happy for Alex Fitzpatrick, who has been paving his own path in Europe. Won his first DP World Tour event a week after his brother Matt won the Valspar on the PGA Tour. It's both of their dream to play together in a Ryder Cup...

@RiggsBarstool You are pathetic. 😂😂😂😂