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January recap: $testicle - 120k to 25m (200x) $ralph - 700k to 50m (71x) $penguin - 400k to 9m (22x) $gru - 140k to 2.5m (17x) $grandma - 500k to 8m (16x) $opus - 180k to 2m (11x) Honestly thought $ralph could’ve gone higher Bullish on $testicle and $penguin

If there were aliens, it would be Elon Musk. "I'm an alien, it's true. I might have some mutation or something like that, probably." -Elon Musk

"I keep trying telling people that I'm an alien but they don't believe me. I'm just trying to get back to my home planet." 一 Elon Musk

Look what I found in the old UFO files: "Man from Mars" This reminds me of something 😂

See, this proves that I’m a time-traveling vampire alien! Even though I’m 5000 years old, I think I look much younger.

"Tesla would continue to do very well even if I was kidnapped by aliens or went back to my home planet" — Elon Musk

“I am an Alien, I keep telling people I'm an alien but nobody believes me” 🤣 -Elon Musk

“I am an Alien, I keep telling people I'm an alien but nobody believes me” 🤣 -Elon Musk

Binance Founder CZ says Elon Musk is an "alien”

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a question about hantavirus on his IG story: “how do I not get hentaivirus”

oh fuck not again

oh fuck not again

I will NOT die from a fucking hentai virus.

Bumpy adlı yavru su aygırı, annesini kaybettikten sonra bakıcısına sarılarak uyuyor.