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🚨 UPDATE: $BTC is up 2.8% so far in March, recovering from a rough start to 2026 after losing 10.17% in January and 14.94% in February. Will this month end in green?

🚨 LATEST: Unrealized profit ratio of $ETH whale wallets holding 100K+ ETH has flipped back above zero. Historically, this has preceded 25% gains in 3 months and up to 300% within a year, per analyst.

JUST IN: Elon Musk says SpaceX will build cities on the Moon, Mars and send spaceships to other star systems.

🔥 HUGE: Solana's RWA ecosystem hits a new all-time high of $1.82B in tokenized value in March.

⚡️ LATEST: Bitcoin's mining difficulty drops 7.7% to 133.79 trillion, its sharpest decline since February.

He Walks Backward So Perfectly, the World Looks Reversed 🤯

The fact that they haven't become extinct will always be one of nature's greatest mysteries.

🔥 BULLISH: Strategy’s CEO Phong Le points out that even a 2% Bitcoin allocation from Morgan Stanley’s $8T AUM would mean $160B into $MSBT, 3x the size of IBIT.

A dancing humanoid robot got a little too funky during a performance in Cupertino, California and had to be restrained by staff after knocking items off a table.

Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨ Wishing you and your loved ones a beautiful Eid filled with joy, peace, endless blessings, and sweet moments together. May this special day bring you closer to family, fill your heart with gratitude, and surround you with love and laughter. Eid Mubarak once again! 🕌💛 #EidMubarak #Eid2026

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NASA engineers have developed a method to extinguish fires using low-frequency sound waves. [🎞️ sambentley]

FUN FACT: Bitcoin reached $1 trillion faster than any asset in history ⚡️ It only took 12 years! 🚀

JUST IN: The odds that Bitcoin and crypto market structure legislation gets signed into law this year surge above 69% — Polymarket 🇺🇸🚀

Rest in peace, Chuck. You leveled up one last time, and we'll always remember the roundhouse kicks, the facts, and the real strength you showed every day. Thank you for everything. 💪🕊️

Morgan Stanley advances bitcoin ETF application with amended S-1 filing theblock.co/post/394448/mo…

🔥 NOW: Bitcoin whale wallets holding 100+ $BTC have grown by 753 (+3.9%) in the past 3 months, even as prices dropped 20.2%, per Santiment.

🗞️ Need to catch up on the news? Here's our top 10 from today: 🔸 Senate Republicans are considering adding bank deregulatory provisions to the crypto market structure bill to help advance a stalled housing package, per Politico. 🔹 Trump-backed World Liberty Financial launches AgentPay SDK, an open-source toolkit that lets AI agents hold, move, and transact with $USD1 across EVM chains. 🔸 Bitcoin Quantum has launched testnet v0.3 with the first live deployment of BIP 360, a quantum-resistant upgrade for Bitcoin. 🔹 Morgan Stanley has filed an S-1 for a spot Bitcoin ETF under the ticker MSBT. 🔸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says the agency is working on a crypto framework to provide greater regulatory clarity and certainty. 🔹 Sui has launched Hashi on devnet, a Bitcoin finance protocol backed by firms including BitGo, Bullish, FalconX, Fordefi, and Ledger. 🔸 Europe’s largest asset manager Amundi has launched a $100M tokenized fund on Ethereum and Stellar. 🔹 MLB names Polymarket its exclusive prediction market partner, signs deal with CFTC to build integrity framework. 🔸ECB seeks industry experts to shape how the digital euro will work across ATMs and payment terminals. 🔹Cryptocom CEO announces ~12% workforce reduction as part of enterprise-wide AI pivot.