🪄 Cryptoverture 🦉

@retrofootballnw I was there 🦉

A classic opening day match in 1994. #SWFC 3 #THFC 4 This was our first look at the all-out attack tactics from Ossie Ardiles that included Jürgen Klinsmann. And of course THAT celebration. #COYS

@FMT3050 Not as unhealthy but Jamie Oliver is the same with chilli 🌶️

How is James Martin allowed on TV. JUST ADD 412 LITRES OF BUTTER TO EVERYTHING. Roast dinner? Butter. Spaghetti Bolognaise? Butter. Bag of Crisps? BUTTER. BUUUTTTEERRRR. Just put on 8 stone watching the fucking thing.

@AynSocial @TheProjectUnity See Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solid_Sta…

@TheProjectUnity Is there any particular reason why it is a pyramid shaped building? Any information you can share about that feature?

Driving past the highly classified RAF Fylingdales. Part of the US-UK Space Surveillance Network, tracking everything in orbit, mapping trajectories, identifying unknown objects in real time. If a UFO enters our orbit, this pyramid sensor will know.

@TansuYegen Can we all agree that those are the most ghastly alloys/wheel rims you’ve ever seen?

The wheels of a Rolls Royce Phantom never spin even at full speed 🚗

@upshine3 Charlton Hornsby Gaylord

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@Tony_Royle And also almost impossible to fit modern size cars inside their parking spaces. Most of NCP car parks were built in the ‘60s and ‘70s when cars were much smaller. I always avoid them if I can and park elsewhere.

I see NCP in the UK has allegedly folded. There has to more to this than meets the eye ... this outfit owns land and buildings on prime sites in every major city in the country and charges a fortune to park ... and it's often impossible to find a space; doesn't add up.

💀everyone hates verstappen now ?

@CattardSlim That’s a really poor body double. Hope they’re paying her well.

When the cabin instantly reeks of rotten ass & halitosis, but you can't stick your head out the window for safety reasons. 🤢

@TheCinesthetic The number one movie I wish I’d seen at the cinema. Alas, I was too young. What an incredible film.

The hospital escape in Terminator 2 (1991) is incredible. Sarah Connor coming face to face with the T-1000 again, that split second of pure terror, and then the moment it melts through the bars and shatters the smug psychiatrist’s sense of reality.

@JeremyClarkson @JohnSmithppss @44britcedes Partridge would’ve been a better choice youtu.be/THAvAU7hUbs?si…

@JohnSmithppss @44britcedes In Lewis’s defence, James and Richard never met the guests.

*Shell shows Lewis Hamilton a special message from Richard Hammond* Lewis: “I’ve never met him before, I don’t really know him so… *laughs* I’ve seen him on TV a couple times but… That was very strange, I was not expecting to see him of all people. Why did you choose him? I don’t know it could’ve been anyone, I don’t know but it’s nice, the message was really nice, thank you so much.” 😭😭😭😭 “But no, I grew up watching his show so it caught me by surprise… He’s a Shell ambassador …? I don’t know I just…”

@vivian39_ Uninstall MCAS too

If you buy the MacBook Neo you have to get the one with the cfm LEAP. If you get the PW1000G Neo it has reliability issues that aren’t worth the increased power efficiency. Thank me later.

@lady_valor_07 33 for me

7 for me!

@SvensRekishikan @theiaincameron This is well worth a read. A fantastic book! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Winte…

@theiaincameron Isn't Rjukan the place where Norwegian saboteurs destroyed a Nazi heavy water plant?

The Norwegian town of Rjukan is not a place to live if you suffer from Seasonally Adjusted Disorder (SAD). It receives no direct sunlight between September and March, thanks to the mountain Gaustatoppen, which blocks it. But the Norwegians came up with a genius solution. 1/3

@1ssve Sums it up… youtu.be/25yfKJd0JfQ?si…

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

@SujitP174 @omega_theta_ @realpeteyb123 Tweet of the day 👏

@omega_theta_ @realpeteyb123 Their hoo-haah is made of memory foam?

Serious question, do Muslims really believe that when they die they receive 72 virgins? Like heaven is some kind of brothel? I asked AI but I get mixed responses. Can some Muslims reply? This is serious dialogue that I want answered once and for all.

@lady_valor_07 I know you’re a lady and all, but this may help youtu.be/wgrmB8M0sgU?si…

starting a junk drawer. What else do I need?

Never ever install a @WorcesterBosch boiler. Here endeth the lesson.

@Rainmaker1973 That last penguin 🐧

Iceberg suddenly flips with a penguin colony onboard

@Tusk_4Real Get Premium Lite. Everything ad free except music videos. Much cheaper than normal Premium.

I'm about to fuck around and start paying for YouTube Premium It's getting ridiculous the fucking ads I watch more YouTube than TV, movies, or streaming services 4x the ads

@Klausfigu Pure perfection. It really was incredible.

This segment in London 2012 opening ceremony always makes me speechless.