CubbySteph⚾️

Today hasn’t been a total wash thanks to my good buddy @mattsaltzman He surprised me w/ @WContreras40 hard hit ball(112.1mph) that led to Javy’s magical play at PNC! I was there and it was fabulous🤩

@chifanpatt2 When I had to you know, I went

The smell of McDonald’s bathroom pink hand soap does not go away.

@bryancsk It’s the water flosser for me

I have never regretted a purchase as much as switching from an Android to an iPhone.

@KennyCarmody I took a trip to Chicago in 2020 pre Covid. I had such a good time that I was consciously aware of every wonderful moment I can still feel the cold wind on my face as I smiled walking down Michigan ave. Came home and it was the beginning of the end. Haven’t felt that way since

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly on the edge, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone.

SIX DAYS UNTIL OPENING DAY!

@CubsZone The night agent

@OrevaZSN Biggest flaw in our society

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

@Streetpass3 Cubs goat

MLB teams ranked by twitter fanbases

@ThrillaRilla369 Yup. Also when you’re kids abandon you and move out of state

Once the glue of the family passes away Family gatherings just aren’t the same anymore

@abike1999 We use wipes every time on her nether regions

Pets on furniture. You people are not wiping their feet EVERY TIME they come in from outside. You are not wiping their behinds EVERY TIME they poop or pee. That is all over your bed, couch, rug, etc and it's disgusting.

@_iamlougotti Sopranos

Which show you picking?? Give me The Office

@AJamesMcCarthy @SnaarfWeather And the prices have skyrocketed. No such thing as cheap airfare any more

Every time I fly I feel like the airline industry could use a major shakeup. Like, where is the Steve Jobs or Elon Musk of aviation? It’s probably the one industry where the average user experience has gotten significantly worse over the last few decades.

@otokyo__ Yup

Did you actually dissect a frog in high school?

@METAVERZUZ @td_nash The Who

Age yourself by naming a band you grew up listening to. I’ll start: Linkin Park.

@TheGuySerious I feel the same. He’s just a dude with a big paycheck

I want hungry players. I want a hungry manager. That's how you get a championship. Because you need it. You have to have it. I'm not convinced Craig Counsel is hungry. Nothing against the guy. He seems nice enough. But I wanna eat. But I want hungry.

@DanClarkSports Your mom

Who will win the 2026 World Series? One word replies only.

@BBGreatMoments Duh, WGN

What TV network did you always watch baseball on when you were growing up?

@Ecnerwal23 It’s a DYI dog you ate in Chicago

@CubbySteph It’s a better Chicago dog

Chicago style hot dogs would be better if they took out some/upgraded ingredients Pickle is unnecessary as there is already a superior version of the pickle on it, neon relish We don’t want ketchup on it but why is its flavorless father there? No tomato Grilled not raw onions

@Ecnerwal23 It’s no longer a Chicago hot dog. It’s just a hotdog made the way you like. The Chicago hot dog is borderline 11 because of the perfect marriage of flavors that do the dance of love on your tastebuds my friend. #FACTS