Jared 🤪

@Realpghrunner @proletariado90 @VladTheInflator Who’s in charge now dipshit? Everything still keeps getting higher in price. Doesn’t matter who’s in control. We are all fucked.

@proletariado90 @VladTheInflator You got fucked by the dem politicians!

Dodge Rams are now $100k, what a time to be alive!

@uni_barstool Definitely honest

“St. John’s is not a #5 seed” 🫠

@Hassel_Chris Enjoy it while it lasts. Florida is incredible.

I cannot stop thinking about Iowa hoops

@ThoughtCrimes80 Just sue them and have any wages they make garnished.

This is also why I’ll never buy a rental property. People don’t care about you or your house.

I’m going to assume this was an eviction or a foreclosure. Either way, if you do this, you’re a horrible person.

@Aliathewhite No one cares. Words are words.

Never forget how much power you have. You have the ability to provoke, manipulate, and control the emotions of them by using just one word.

@NFL @TomPelissero This basically says Mahomes isn’t going to be back to start the year.

TRADE: Jets trading QB Justin Fields to Chiefs. (via @tompelissero)

@jimdande25 @joeroganhq Incorrect

@joeroganhq We the people.. Trump transferred power back to the people the moment he took office in 2017. It's been a slow awakening + reckoning since then..

Bill Maher: "Of course, this has driven up the price of oil a lot, but Trump yesterday said ‘The United States is the biggest oil producer in the world,’ so he said, ‘when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.’ Who’s we?"

Tim Dillon: “This is the end of MAGA.” “They’re all broke.” “People do not own homes.” “People do not have healthcare.” “They elected this guy and then he’s basically letting Jared Kushner and Netanyahu just … do whatever the hell they want.” “And then Trump’s bringing out Jake Paul, and they’re going, what's going on?” “This is like you’ve been at a party too long.” “That’s where we’re at now in the MAGA cult movement.” “You still have the 5D chess QAnon people, who are permanently schizophrenic.” “You have people who live in Florida and are just completely out of it and truly are a moral black hole.” “Then you have some of these people that … have been at the party for too long and it’s not fun.” @TimJDillon

@Anondr0id @better_huma_ity @EvanAKilgore No he isn’t

@better_huma_ity @EvanAKilgore Undeniable how? I don't see it. He's doing what I voted for.

HOLY SH*T: Tucker Carlson just said that President Trump has BETRAYED his base. “It’s a betrayal. It’s heartbreaking to see this. It’s so wounding, it hurts.” He then says Trump voters are upset, starting to hate Israel, and in shock. Who agrees?!

@IbadanTweets @GovPressOffice Because they are inbred

@GovPressOffice They seem confused 😕

How we all feel

@KCCINews So basically the restaurant they ate at was shit lol

Cyclones talking BBQ. 🌪️🍖 KCCI Sports Director Scott Reister asked Iowa State players in Kansas City what they think of the city’s famous barbecue — and some answers are pretty ... interesting.

@PopeBy90 @PeteThamel I imagine they will have a crew working overnight

@PeteThamel Gonna be a hell of a turnaround time for tomorrow

NEWS: The Big 12 will be transitioning to a hardwood court for the remainder of the Big 12 tournament. The LED glass basketball court has been greeted with mixed reviews, including feedback that it is slippery.

@spectatorindex Didn’t Iran lay mines? Trump just likes death.

BREAKING: Trump calls on vessels to 'go through the strait of Hormuz and show some guts', adding that all of the Iranian navy's ships have been sunk.

@HaterReport Why is the Lakers G-league team playing in a high school arena? Iowa(who they’re playing) plays in a 15,000 seat arena.

Bronny turn into LeBron every time he hit the G-Leauge 😂😂

@SeaGoat03 Probably smell like weed since they legalized it in mizzou.

Bro took one of breath of that Missouri air and regretted everything 😭

@GeoffGrammer Josh out here giving Howard Dean vibes

Josh Pastner, Ladies and gentlemen. This guy just won the Mountain West Tournament's noon tipoff of the 8/9 game.

@DaveSarget @billy_hawkeye That’s not true. DeVries was interviewed first and was offered a contract. The next day he went and interviewed at Indiana and took the job.

@billy_hawkeye It was never a possibility. Iowa wanted McCollum from the start

I am so thankful Darian DeVries is the coach of the Indiana Hoosiers and not the Iowa Hawkeyes.

@SpartanHoops_DK @BradMSchultz Ben is definitely going to have to show he can recruit at a Power 5 level. Will be interesting to see.

@BradMSchultz He’s about to have to revamp the entire roster after this year with no Stirtz and less resources. He’s a better all around coach but have to see this play out over the next 2-3 years to really know what it looks like.

Darian DeVries is going to miss the NCAA tournament in year one with Indiana. Hoosiers are getting run out of the gym by Northwestern. Still early in their careers, but Iowa's decision to hire Ben McCollum is paying off. Hawks will be dancing this year.

@retro_gamess @jtball11

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

@DailyNorseman Kyler isn’t coming here to sit

Good lord if the Vikings sign Kyler Murray and J.J. McCarthy ends up getting named the starter anyway the meltdown on this app would be enough to power several small countries.