eraserhead ✿

I hate this wig on her no shade

Life since February lowkey…

Lazy dog, meet the quick brown fox. The quick brown fox, this is lazy dog

Just saw an Adam’s Apple!! I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen one

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

the french be like i got four twenty ten nine problems

It has only been my bday for half an hour and I’m already crying!

I was stunned by the wires in the locs and so I got an idea...

Realizing I don’t know the lyrics as well as I thought halfway into a karaoke song

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

How much dih could a woodchuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih

Yeah the way I be acting sometimes I probably was born yesterday 😭

these are my children lorem ipsum and the quick brown fox.

sorry…. why the fuck did no one tell me that grad school was like that?

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱