Bass Monster

That Albie irritates me. He regularly interrupts Marina, but when she does the same, he tells her to let him finish. Practice what you preach. #JeremyVine

@anon_opin I have an automatic. I put my foot on the brake and my eco system switches the engine off. If I engage the handbrake, it restarts the engine. Foot on the pedal is better for the environment.

It's getting darker. Traffic is heavy. Commuting is tedious. But if you sit in a stationary queue with your foot jammed on the brake pedal you are blinding the people behind with your ridiculously bright lights. Stop it.

Playing a festival. Five bands on the bill. We dropped our setlist into the group chat three weeks ago to ensure no duplication. Two other bands did the same. Second band just finished with our encore cover. 🙄

At #ComicCon at the Excel. Been in the queue for Alien Earth for an hour! Near the front. Some official lady said they need to "reset the tour" and put a group of six people in front of me.

He's got the horn #comedinewithme

Fair play on the overpayment. That's great behaviour. #fourinabed

How much??? That's a hell of an underpayment but they're charging way too much for that! #fourinabed

Beyond grubby... crusty residue! #fourinabed

@Chris96856963 What a cute pupper!

Ziggy pics

"Not used to this length of time in the kitchen" Going by how utterly minging it is, we can tell. #comedinewithme

state of that microwave! Yak! #comedinewithme

was waiting for one of those nails to come off there. #comedinewithme

@CaptMagenta There's no need for it.

@DaBassMonsta Hate green stuff on a full english

Dunno about all that green stuff on the top. Green is not a breakfast colour. #fourinabed

@mpmeg Absolutely!

@DaBassMonsta Looked unnecessary to me. Breakfasts looked good, no green stuff required #fourinabed

He needs to say Barista Coffee a few more times... #fourinabed

Yeah I'll have that whole brekky in the yorkie pud. #fourinabed

@CaptMagenta Hooray!

@DaBassMonsta Yes lol

Feels like years since I last tweeted about this. Is it still as much fun as it used to be? #fourinabed

@TheQueenSweary Looks awesome. Good work. 👍