Matt “Down By The River” Foley

Met a dude last night whos boys all called him “Concrete” Fucking asshole

@RickOutkalt But like cmon

@DaMayor_4TF If I sent a copy of one police report, everything would be explained to you

Why in the fuck is Jim Furyk the ryder cup captain for 2027

@CarlosBoozer69 Nobody would run marathons if they couldnt post their strava after

My explore page is literally just watches, golf, and cars

@0usage1 Was there in February, its a shithole

Dudes living in Jersey who havent been to the city in 3 years talking about “the city’s a shithole I wont even go” Your bar hopping in the east village for 4 hours then ubering home what are we talking about??

@0usage1 Death

@DaMayor_4TF Worker asked some dude working the grill to get it from the back, sorriest shit I ever seen

Grown ass man ordering white rice without cilantro at Chipotle ive seen it all

When Im bored I just watch clips of Jordan Spieth, JT, and Ricky blacked out on a golf course listening to Two Princes

@wolf_of_h1gh_st Prepare to get raped by HR

Clicked the phishing link sent by the company

@NUCLRGOLF Reed is doing well, but this is true

😳🫨⛳️ #NOT READY — Brandel Chamblee SLAMS LIV golfers after Round 1 at The Masters "What Bryson did with his iron play is what Bryson has been doing with his iron play since the first year that he played here... I've really not seen any change in it. It's like (Jon Rahm) forgot how to play the game...it's amazing to me. On every tee, he's swinging as hard as he can, it's like he's in a long drive contest. I've never seen anybody swing it as hard as he's swinging it on every tee shot. It's like there's no nuance or no niche to his golf swing. They're not being challenged, they're not being tested, and so they're not ready... If every single week you go out and you're not challenged - when | look at the statistics, it'd be like if Steph Curry was shooting free-throws with a hula-hoop-sized rim and thinking he's 100%. That's the false arrogance they would have coming in here." Remember early on they had some nice finishes, Brooks won a major, Phil won a major and Bryson won a major…. But as time has gone on with LIV, they’ve gotten worse and worse and worse.” (Via: @SkySports)

@DeLos34477 Im wearing my authentic masters shirt that I thrifted for 10 bones Have yet to find luck in the lottery

If you’re wearing masters “gear” and I ask “what year did you go?”. And you muster up the courage to say “I didn’t someone bought it for me” you’re a complete FAGGOT!!

@sargeantsniff3r Bud/Buddy, chief, sport, kid (debatable)

Any else you guys frequently use? Would like more tools in my toolkit

@toocozytony Its actually fucking aggravating

@DaMayor_4TF New trend I’m seeing on thotstagram. One posts with a song from the past and then the others post the same song. Saw this with old man over the winter.

So did everyone on the planet just simultaneously discover Sister Golden Hair is a good song? Like 8th time seeing it on my instagram feed

@PrinceOfFlint Doesnt have to be a flex, but it definitely is cool

Masters merch is not cool or a flex

Yah god just doesnt want this guy back on the links

You want to see efficiency in motion The south end chipotle

@Daveed575 Nah thata just being a Biatch

@NoCapCapitalLLC Where

No way