Kinda crazy that after all the things that Billy Joel mentioned in We Didn’t Start The Fire, the thing that made him flip the table and say ‘I can’t take it anymore’ was the Cola Wars. Definitely a dark time in our history.
Somewhere, there's a man who put years of work into figuring out excellent rates on extended car warranties but everyone keeps hanging up on him when he calls to tell them and he's very sad.
Really doesn't seem fair that when someone has a drink in the afternoon and says "well it's 5 o'clock somewhere" it's considered clever but when I eat a cake in bed because "it's someone's birthday somewhere" it's all "Dan I think you have a problem"
The years 2020 and 2021 have revealed so much corruption right in front of our eyes and I think we all need to realize that the system is skewed in such a way that the average AmeriOMG LOOK THEY HID BERNIE IN A WHERES WALDO CARTOON
Tonight I will be ringing in the new year by eating snacks on the couch until well after midnight which is honestly how I ring in most days regardless of if it's new years or not.
