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When your mom walks into your room and asks if your high

Couples that smoke together.. stay together.

18+ (NSFW)

Marijuana is a gateway drug: to good sex, a great nights sleep, and the fridge.

How to be happy

Buy her flowers

Always stock up before a smoke sesh

When you're buddy hits you up to smoke but ain't got no weed

When you catch a whiff of weed in public pic.twitter.com/Cab5Fy4yio

When someone passes you a blunt that's wet

Deep stoner conversations

Yes.. yes you do.

When you're high af and your buddy doesn't want to make a food run pic.twitter.com/ETqviVrlBO

You can't die from smoking kief.. but I sure can still try.

Drinking alcohol can lead to bad decisions. Smoking Marijuana can lead to hard decisions.. like deciding on what you want to eat.

Method Man walks into a hotel..

Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

I love you @tacobell

Never get so busy making a living, that you forget to make a life.