Omied Willis

Kevin Hart demanding to speak with the manager @CNN #NYE

KHOU be like

Corporate Infosec sends a phishing test email, I click, and somehow I'm the asshole because "[I] failed the test; had this been real it would have destroyed the company network"? If me clicking can destroy the network, I'm not the one in this conversation who sucks at their job.

when i say “eat the rich” i must stress that dolly parton is excluded from this narrative

$doge till I die

@marcusjcarey and absolutely nothing changed in the 281. #HTINE #HOLDINITDINE

Watching Wolf of Wall Street when...well that's awkward. #robinhood #doge #AMC #GME

Mike Wallace finna turn this car around.

@QuinnyPig You were tweeting about God's chosen game TIE Fighter, yeah?

MY. BODY. IS. READY. kotaku.com/eas-star-wars-…

The black community needs our help. They have been unheard for far too long. Open your ears, listen, and speak. This isn’t politics. This is human rights.

Don’t f*ck with me today, people. Today is not the day!

I'll literally put hands on you if Levar Burton asks me to. It's the least I can do to repay him for Reading Rainbow.

Don’t act like everyone loved my father. He was assassinated. A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America. Most hated. Many who quote him now and evoke him to deter justice today would likely hate, and may already hate, the authentic King. #MLK.

@DarkAndNerdy Just purchased your book, and can't put it down. The frankness in the last paragraph of 3.2 is sorely lacking in the DevOps space, and refreshing to see here. #wishIhadthis5yrsago

I just want us to be fucking amazing

@__device__ @krisztizavecz @EmmaBostian ☠️

How to compliment a woman in tech... or any field: ✅ Tell her that her course/blog/work is great and you learned a lot ❌ Tell her she’s pretty/beautiful

@QuinnyPig @awscloud @dezren39 I'm a Chrome guy through and through; but this might be what makes me switch. Cheers!

@DatOmied @awscloud @dezren39 There is, but it’s not native. Use Firefox plus the Containers plugin. That way you’ve got one container per account and can tab back and forth.

I call this artful masterpiece "The @awscloud Customer Journey of Discovery." We've all been there.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud Oof.

Amazon's Distinguished Engineers, of whom less than 20 exist, are the absolute top of the scale; they're some of the best technologists in the world. I hope for the sake of some poor schlub in @awscloud marketing that they're also some of the most patient.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud @dezren39 But so help me god, if there is a way to prevent my console from timing out every .005 seconds just because I use switch role for cross account access that I haven't yet discovered; I'll chew nails and shit nickels.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud @dezren39 A bit yeah, but after 6-ish years of architecting on AWS, I've learned to check my ego at the door with this kind of thing and not to sweat the small stuff.