Mobolaji!

Product Manager: How long will it take you to fix this bug? You: I should be done in 2hrs. The bug:

@AMAZlNGNATURE The reflex!! 💯💯

The most terrified you’ll ever see a male Lion..

@ZayThaProphet @jayshard @FrostedBlakes34 Boy watch your mouth. Tom STFU! 😂😂😂

@jayshard @FrostedBlakes34 Boooooo !!! Tom ! STFU 😂

Tom DuBois singing Usher on Boondocks still kills me to this day

@demonohu @L1p_GloSS 😂😂

I like seeing men wear earrings. Especially those that 'come from good homes' Like awn, omo buruku I'm proud of you.

@AliyuYakubuH It is good to know your stuff! 👏🏿

The NNPC GCEO's interview this morning provided some clarity regarding the fuel subsidy removal.

@ojhabhumika28 Amazing work, Bhumika! 👏🏿

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@CFCpower @CFC_Janty 😭😭😂😂

Kante in his first training after returning from injury be like: Who tf are these guys? Where is Tuchel?

@OneWorldPlus 😂😂😂😂

No kind petition wey I never sign since yesterday, omo make i no go join cult unknowingly 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ ------- ◦SEIZED • Femi Falana • Fashola • Iheanacho • Sanwo Olu • #ObiIsWinningEverywhere •National Collation Centre #TinubuIsHere Borno Obi and Atiku

@CFCKevsta @CFCDUBois 😂😂😂

@CFCDUBois Heard he just sent him a text sacking him as a reflex.

Roman would’ve sacked Potter 12 times by now

@sonofobidike @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways I should provide proof of how she came to my house to tell me to stay away from her daughter, or the other who threatened to disown her daughter even though she had not met me. Lol just dey play

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways If I provide proof that mine happened Would you provide proof yours happened too? I mean screenshot and voice records

broo. yoruba tribalism is so fucking disgusting, i hate that i belong to this tribe. “omo igbo”. is he not a human being? you’re seeing something good but your myopic stupidity is making you go for an obvious downgrade because of tribe. nigerians are the cause of their problems

@Pemma_Grace @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways I can bet that I have traveled way more than your ignorant self because someone who is truly exposed would not come here spewing this rubbish. And again, these were from personal experiences and not hearsay. If you had read my tweet carefully, you wouldn’t have missed that part.

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Nothing. You exposed your ignorance all by yourself. Again, travel and stop pandering hearsay like a small-scale iru seller in a street market.

@Pemma_Grace @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways See this one telling me to travel lmao. What won’t you see on these streets?

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Lol. Prejudice always ends up making a fool of the intellect. Travel and stop being myopic.

@LifetimeAyo @Pemma_Grace @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways No, we will not separate. We the younger ones are supposed to be and will be the ones to change this mindset.

@Dat_Baller_G @Pemma_Grace @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Then let’s all come together and fight for separation. If we agree that we can’t live together as one, why do we condemn IPOB ? Let’s just separate na.

@Pemma_Grace @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways If the question doesn’t make much sense. Now run along.

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways You were taught to answer questions with questions?

@LifetimeAyo @Pemma_Grace @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Note that I got that response when I asked her why she voted PO.

@LifetimeAyo @Pemma_Grace @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Guy, similar things happened in the east, are you not on twitter? Even if it wasn’t as much, but it did happen. My neighbor who is Igbo said and I quote “why will I vote for a Yoruba man when my brother is there?” Nigerians are largely tribalistic, don’t point fingers at Yo..

You had 4 years to prepare for an election and you still didn’t have enough ink. #Nigeriaelection2023

@Pemma_Grace @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways How is this an answer to the question? Which western state were you chased from when you tried to stay there?

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Lol. You mean yesterday?

@Pemma_Grace @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Which western state were you chased from?

@Dat_Baller_G @LifetimeAyo @adebayo_onapajo @badmanways Which other state did you go to and was chased away?