Datmuny

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken. @McDonalds

I have a solution for the Red Sox offense… Fired: Pete Fatse Hired: Manny Ramirez

@tylermilliken_ @ChrisCotillo I want this guy so so bad to channel his inner Pedro. Hit somebody I wanna see the benches clear tonight

Payton Tolle will be starting for the Red Sox tonight against Cam Schlittler and the Yankees, per @ChrisCotillo. Brayan Bello and Garrett Crochet both get pushed back a day. Just looking to feel anything at this point.

@stoolpresidente It is!

This may be the worst Sox offense of all time.

I have this gut feeling Roman Anthony’s not gonna turn out to be anything great

@redsoxkatelyn They’re really good at making you want to root for another team

are the red sox good at anything

@Section10Pod @Gidious89 Boycott

The Sox are losing to the Yankees again but don’t worry. You can get your 27 championships plate at the Red Sox team store now! (via @gidious89)

I can’t watch this team anymore

Eww

@pedeymisser Ew this teams weird

They need to get a room

He betta!

@sarhpuc They’ll bounce back

Celtics fans how confident are you now going into game three on Friday?

@WFAN660 @CartonShowWFAN Yeah this definitely backfired

Haliey Welch formerly known as the "Hawk Tuah", tries to reverse the Mets curse & bring them a W tonight! @CartonShowWFAN

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Breaking: Victor Wembanyama has entered concussion protocol and is out for remainder of Game 2 vs. Portland. (via Shams Charania) #Spurs #NBA

FEEL THE WRATH OF JAYLEN BROWN 😤

Whoa

@stoolpresidente MVP!!

Okay Celts game is over. Now we need Sox and B’s. By the way this is the softest T of all time

Roman Anthony is hitting .318 with a .925 OPS in his last 7 games. Hasn’t tapped into the power yet, but he’s walked 8 times and has a .516 OBP in that span.

This is so cringe 😬

@WFAN660 @CartonShowWFAN This is so cringe 😬