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David Keyes

@DavidMKeyes

Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. https://t.co/86WF4X0Hjz [email protected]

انضم Ocak 2012
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TOTAL VICTORY
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"I see Iranian leaders"
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Israel putting up a few metal detectors after a deadly shooting on the Temple Mount got 1000000x the media attention/criticism as Iran shooting a ballistic missile that nearly exploded on the Temple Mount. Think about that.
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🚨 Breaking: Iran apologizes for missile that landed close to Temple Mount, says it was only trying to hit Jews near Temple Mount
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🚨 Non-droned Basij commander realizes he must not have been that important after all
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Chuck Norris garnered more excitement from the staff of the Prime Minister's Office than any other visitor ever. He was a true mensch and loved Israel deeply. PM @netanyahu and he spoke so profoundly about their brothers who were both killed in battle. I'll never forget it.
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🚨🚨🚨 Iran threatens to "wipe Israel off the map" as soon as it finishes wiping its leaders' entrails off the pavement
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🚨🚨🚨 Breaking: France willing to join war if war willing to stop
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Who will announce the death of the IRGC spokesman if the spokesman has been killed? I'm willing to brush off my old spokesman hat and announce it if needed. If you're from the IRGC and interested, just ping me. DMs open.
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🚨 Breaking: Eliminated head of Eliminations Unit eliminated
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Something is seriously suspicious about this black square
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I made a Kardashev scale. But I will only sell it to Type Three civilizations.
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The Mossad stops most nighttime launches of Iranian ballistic missiles because of this man, Tenli Fuqing Lishon. Tenli is a legend at the Mossad and one of my closest friends. Now that he's back in Israel, Tenli can finally get the recognition he deserves. Absolute hero.
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🚨 Official who threatened to crush Israel with drones crushed by Israeli drone
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I'm with Qaani in the bomb shelter now. He's stoic as always. Tired of stuffing his face with Bamba, but not tired of fighting for Zion. Not tired of fighting for Total Victory. Told him to change his uniform but he insists as a reminder of a dark past. Photo credit, David Keyes
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As a Jew, I strongly condemn Israel for killing the replacement of the replacement of the replacement of the head of the Basij. They should have killed his replacement.
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Brigadier General Kavous Dehroodi is next. Mark my words.
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🚨 Breaking: Israel just made a dramatic new promise to the Iranian people: we'll drone your Basij commander in 30 minutes or less, or it's free.
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