Dean Thompson

@BeeVee208 @AkkadSecretary

@AkkadSecretary He won't sell it in the UK because it's not Halal.

For Americans, He is not selling this shite in England. Only to you guys.

@john_my07 That looks terrible mate

This Stranger Things scene isn't real, it's created using Seedance 2.0 Imagine the production costs it saves and how easy it's made with AI. Hollywood is really getting cooked now!

@Tripple____M Writing a whole essay because United beat you on your own dance floor. Embarrassing

@RWB_American I would be happy he towed my broken down truck out of the intersection. Which I assume the owner asked him to do

Imaging this happening to you? How would you react?

@Inevitablewest Literally posted on the BBC bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Pogba once got 4 assists in a game and Souness said that wasn't anything special because that's what he would expect from a £100m player. And now they want us to accept chance creation for a £120m player 😂😂

@UnitedStandMUFC Šeško Fucking Mental!

SESKO IS OFFICIAL! 🇸🇮

@KarenBear1961 @JOKAQARMY1 What about the rest of the seasoned pilots? They will say it’s round. Because it is.

@JOKAQARMY1 The more I research this issue, the more I am convinced that most everything we have been taught is a lie. Ask a few seasoned pilots, they will tell you the earth is flat.

Trip from new York to Hong Kong 🤔.

@embraceSane Forgot one

I’m telling you black wingers will save this sport

@markgoldbridge I hope this isn’t getting quote tweeted in 45 minutes 🤞

Well

@shining1977 @WarMonitor3 @IronMarshmellow So you would happily waste 560 billion USD to get Greenland. And also however much you will have to pay Denmark?

@WarMonitor3 @IronMarshmellow Every Greenland citizen get 10,000,000 USD if they say yes. Any age. Still want to bet they are against it?

Denmark has had a territorial claim to Greenland since 1380s. United States Of America was formed in 1776.

@UnitedStandMUFC The channel?

Any changes for the second half? #mufc

@therabbithole Ahh yes, the party/side that wants to strip women of their rights is less popular with women. Who would have thought

Radicalization of American Women

@mufcMPB @DiscoMirror Yeah, not the murderer please

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United are stepping up their search for a new left-back. United have identified 3 targets for the position: -David Hancko (Feyenoord, 26yo) -Marcos Alonso (Free agent, 33yo) -Tyrick Mitchell (Crystal Palace, 24yo) #MUFC [@DiscoMirror]

@FabrizioRomano I am not used to all these transfers early in the window!

🚨🔴 Manchester United have agreed on personal terms with Manuel Ugarte. Contract terms discussed, player keen on moving to United even without Champions League football. Club-to-club talks continue with PSG, as more clubs also inquired. Same agent as Leny Yoro: Jorge Mendes.

@L3wis21A Should have atleast done £19.88

@FabrizioRomano Liverpool or City to sign him next window then

🚨🔴 Understand Manchester United scouts were in attendance at Benfica game vs Sporting to follow João Neves. Portuguese midfielder born in 2004 is being monitored by #MUFC scouting department, waiting for board changes to make future decisions.

@sportbible Was fully expecting this to be Old Trafford

🚨Toilet roof at Premier League stadium collapses leaving gaping hole and smashed plaster all over floor 😬

@utdreport If Bellingham joined us he would be nowhere near as good as he is now. We are shite

Rio Ferdinand on Jude Bellingham choosing Borussia Dortmund over #mufc: "Do you know what I heard it was, he wanted some assurances about being a first-team player. And United weren’t willing to give him those assurances, that’s what I heard from a very good source. He wasn’t given assurances of being around the first team and he’s said, ‘Do you know what, I know my worth, I know my value and if you don’t value me the way I see myself I’m going to have to jog on and go to another club’." [@FIVEUK]

@WallStreetSilv Not how video works but ok

Conclusive proof via thermal infrared has confirmed it. 🔥🔥🔥