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Isn't it interesting that Donald Trump unashamedly shares a great Christian Message on Easter and all the leaders who hate him around the world aren't sharing an Easter message?

Joseph of Arimathea pulled a corpse off a cross with his bare hands. Blood under his fingernails. The weight of a dead man sagging into his arms. He wrapped God in linen, pressed the fabric into wounds that were still wet. Nicodemus brought seventy-five pounds of burial spice. A king's funeral for a man the world just murdered. They carried Him into a hole in the rock and rolled the stone shut. And everything you've ever done went in with Him. Every night you can't sleep because of what you did. Every morning, you can't look in the mirror. The thing you did to her. The thing you did to them. The lie you've been carrying so long it feels like bone. The version of you that drinks alone and pretends tomorrow will be different. That man was buried with Christ. Stone sealed. Done. Not managed. Not in therapy. Not on a payment plan with God where you slowly earn your way back. Buried. In a tomb. Under rock. Gone. Three days of silence. Three days of a cold body in the dark. Then the stone moved. And when He walked out, the grave clothes were folded on the slab. He didn't stumble out tangled in death. He left it sitting there like a man who's done with the clothes he used to wear. Lazarus needed someone to unwrap him. Death still clung to him even after he was breathing. Jesus folded His own burial linen and walked out clean. That's the difference between religion and resurrection. Religion unwraps you slowly. Asks you to manage your sin. Attend the class. Read the book. Try harder next week. Resurrection says the man who walked into that tomb is dead. The man who walked out doesn't know him. You're not fixing the old you. The old you is in a sealed tomb in Jerusalem, and he's not coming back. The man reading this, the one who thinks he's too far gone, you're not too far. You're already buried. The funeral happened two thousand years ago. Now get up. The stone's already moved. The linen's already folded. Walk out.

The ending of Top Gun Maverick was absolute brilliance. When Rooster says, “It’s what my Dad would’ve done…..” Not a dry eye in the house.

"SHUT UP!" Rachel Wilson says to woke liberal with TikTok brain?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas

@mikepat711 It’s interesting because my boss bought a GMC Sierra Denali with Supercruise but doesn’t use it. It’s also a diesel so he is paying a ton for gas right now. For what he paid, he could’ve gotten a CT with FSD.

Tesla Self-Driving sucks and doesn't work. This compressed video shows 90 minutes of Tesla's V14.2.2.5 moving through the heart of Philadelphia, and back to the suburbs for some errands. As you watch this clip, you'll start to realize that Tesla's goal of autonomy at-scale is very far from here, and probably won't ever actually happen. The entire charade is nonsense. Tesla cars have level 2 ADAS just like SuperCruise and BlueCruise. Yes, your Chevy Silverado does do this. More music by the homie @StainlessOne

I'm just gonna post this here because the world should never forget how much of a joke @CBSNews is.

“Instead of Iran charging $2M/vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel, which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” BRILLIANT!!

President Trump just brought tears to millions “I am PROUD to join Christians around the world to celebrate Jesus Christ’s resurrection.” God is Good! 🙏

It's Good Friday, so I'd like to share one of the best illustrations of the Gospel that I've ever heard. Worst day for Him. Best day for us.

Wisconsin politicians are quick to attack ICE yet fail to provide the facts — so allow us. ICE arrested Jordanian national Salah Salem Sarsour, who is suspected of FUNDING TERROR ORGANIZATIONS and lying on immigration forms. He has convictions in Israel for THROWING A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL at the homes of Israeli forces and illegally attempting to possess weapons and ammunition. He got his green card under President Clinton after allegedly lying on his immigration application. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal proceedings. What's inexcusable is the fact that he was allowed to be in our country in the first place.

I just sold my Tesla Cybertruck AWD with over 30k miles FOR 69,000 What depreciation???

He’s right. All of it.

Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it

I am shocked — shocked! — to read that the President of the Islamic Society of Milwaukee is a convicted violent Muslim terrorist who lied on his immigration forms to enter the United States. Shocked! DEPORT.

Random thought... My cat is sleeping in a chair. As I walked past, I stopped and petted him as he continued sleeping. The amount of love I felt pouring through my hand into him was overwhelming. It occurred to me that--in that moment of pure love--I never carried a single grudge about all the furniture he had clawed to shreds, the baubles he broke, or anything else he ever did that gave me a moment of frustration. It struck me that God probably loves me in a very similar fashion.

Boss: We are not allowed to work-from-home. Employee: Okay. Boss: The client texted you at 9pm yesterday. Why did you not respond? Employee: We are not allowed to work-from-home.

Woke Christians: Jesus ate with sinners! Me: Yes, and the dinner conversation was – “Repent and believe, or perish.”

Been researching DC juries this morning. Did you know that DC has a specific school curriculum which is mandatory from 6th to 12th grade which trains them in civic participation including juries? Students are taught how to look past the actual crime and evaluate all charges through "root causes" and equity. There's no chance of a favorable conviction in DC.

Trump puts up a portrait of Christ for Good Friday. Christ is King!

While driving to Walmart, I was lectured about racism by my husband’s extremely liberal cousin who lives in the circled area. (She was down here at our family lake house for a reunion. As is proper, I had volunteered to chauffeur her.) At one point, she told me that I should work harder to uplift black people, especially since I’m from the Birmingham area. I kept my mouth shut the entire time. As I pulled into a parking space, another car pulled up two spaces over. As she was opening her door, three black men in their early 20s got out of that car. She immediately closed her door and locked it. I smiled, opened my door to get out of the car, looked back and said, “I thought I was supposed to be the racist one in this equation.” She didn’t say nary a word the rest of the weekend. That happened like 15 years ago, and it still makes me chuckle.