Dave Dienforce Adams

RT if you're on Twitter while #pooping. I know you are, don't play.

Hey folks! It's rebranding time. I'm now coming back to twitter, youtube, patreon...a ton of places. Please feel free to give me a follow! More to come. X: @DaveyPiOfficial YT: @daveypi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@daveypi Patreon: patreon.com/DaveyPi

Bye y'all. Haven't been on twitter in years, time to make it official. Moving to a new social. bsky.app/profile/dienfo…

The true ending #Spoilers #PokemonLegendsArceus #NintendoSwitch

So, I was notified I've been on Twitter for 10 years. If you still follow me and I haven't given you reason to unfollow me. I promise to work harder in the next decade. #MyTwitterAnniversary

I judge people who back into parking spots.

@Mistress_LeBeau Where are we going?

*seeing Tim liked this post* *too excited while getting ready* You wanna come, too?!?

*waking up... realizing it’s “Go Get Official Car Title Day” AND “Make them replace or Pay For the Slow-Leaky Tire they Let Me Drive off the Lot With Day” and since I have to go all the way back to (near) St. Louis, I’ll be near civilization, so I can go SHOPPING*

@dungeon_dudes I'm making that tictok punchy boi. 4 zerker barb, 4 battlemaster fighter (unarmed fighting), 12 Glory Pally. Callin' him All-Smite Any suggestions on magic items to give him even more of a punch?

@Mistress_LeBeau My girlfriend is jealous of my undying eternal love for The Marsden

⁦@Dienforce⁩ HE is on my screen. I had to share.

@Mistress_LeBeau Only barely.

@Dienforce YOU’RE ALIVE!!!

PSSSSSSST! @Dienforce!!! I know what day it isssss! IT’S YOIR SPECIAL DAY! I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

I judge how well my day is going by how few ads/commercials I encounter.

I wrote about Digimon today because my daughter asked me to. mmorpg.com/columns/is-the…

Catch-me-outside girl / Backpack floss-dance kid for president 2040!

@RobinhoodApp When are y'all renaming to KingJohn?

We’re witnessing something that the stock market has never quite experienced before. Standing by our Robinhood community means being there for our customers through any trading environment and communicating about the rules our industry faces. rbnhd.co/feb-2

The war was won by the Duck Navy. The Dog King usurped. His son taken, lobotomized, shaved and kept as a pet under a different name. The usurper, a rat if there ever was one, claims everything with his own moniker. Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Political post Likes please!

@Mistress_LeBeau @Riftwar @silentfury007 I understand that feeling. It's hard to love folk right now, but love them none the less.

@Riftwar @silentfury007 ...I do, however, still miss my friend, no matter how brainwashed he became. He is still my adopted brother. We just do not agree. I highly doubt he feels mutually, however, but I don’t care.

If y'all ever wondered how bowser keeps invading the mushroom kingdom and capturing the princess without much of anyone stopping him... It's because he wasn't part of BLM

$686.1 billion in DoD discretionary budget / 30 people arrested = 22.86 billion tax dollars paid per arrest tonight. I feel like we could have stretched those tax dollars a little bit more, yeah?

Kneeling during the pledge = Evil Insurrection, killing a woman = Special People