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12 tons of kitkats in the hands of fatties

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Fascismo

‘Sexual Racism’ 🤦🏼‍♀️ They want to force White people to date other races. Basically they mass imported millions of African & Middle Eastern Muslim single men into the West & want to force White women to date & mate with them. This is so sick, deranged & evil. Leave White girls & women alone.

Peanuts in Coke is one of the most accidentally perfect food pairings in history, and the chemistry explains why this guy can't go back. Coca-Cola sits at pH 2.5, roughly the same acidity as stomach acid. When you drop roasted peanuts into that, the phosphoric acid partially denatures the surface proteins on the nut, releasing free glutamate. You're generating umami in real time inside the glass. The salt on the peanuts suppresses bitter taste receptors on your tongue, which amplifies your perception of sweetness without adding a single gram of sugar. Coca-Cola already has 39g of sugar per can. Your brain registers it as even sweeter because the salt is clearing the noise from competing flavor signals. Then carbonation does two things. CO2 dissolved in liquid forms carbonic acid, which triggers pain receptors (TRPA1), not taste receptors. That mild irritation resets your palate between sips so you never get flavor fatigue. Every sip hits like the first. Second, the bubbles physically agitate the peanut surface, accelerating the protein breakdown and glutamate release. The longer the peanuts sit, the more umami you extract. The fat content seals it. Peanuts are 49% fat by weight. Fat is the only macronutrient that activates CD36 receptors, which your brain interprets as richness and satisfaction. Mix that with sugar, salt, acid, umami, and carbonation and you've accidentally triggered every major reward pathway in the human taste system simultaneously. Georgia farmers in the 1920s did this because they needed one hand free while working. They stumbled into the optimal salt-acid-umami-fat-carbonation loop a century before food science could explain why it worked.

>indians get into management positions >immediately fire everyone on staff who is American >hire literally sub 60 IQ family members >pay them double the salary Every sector. Every industry. It’s all being looted. Our country is under attack and our politicians are getting paid.

@xbunnimimi We can try… I guess ///

@DiffusedStells Perhaps..?

are you even a girl if you don’t think about ending it the day before your birthday?

"You dont have ADHD you're not hyperactive." That’s because my hyperactivity is in my head. I haven't moved in 3 hours. But in my mind I have started 5 businesses, reorganized my apartment, and panicked about the future.

@aakashgupta That’s a wildly positive spin on a major fault and something very embarrasing But your a stinky indian so i gues its all LinkedIn in that brown head of yours

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

@treblewoe Only White people are to discus white nations

right now all the legal immigrants need to shut the fuck up too. this is a debate amongst those of us who have nowhere to run home to when this implodes. you don't want to be on the wrong side of that.

leaving the house costs a minimum $100 and there’s mystery meat third worlders everywhere

Ever notice how the Constitution was utterly powerless to stop everything from COVID lockdowns to the explicitly anti-White/anti-Male DEI regime of the last dozen years, but it's now constantly being invoked to defend everything from giving citizenship to the children of illegals and CCP spies to sending unlimited sums of taxpayer money to the Progressive NGO complex?

I do too! Well, white people atleast.

Undiagnosed or unmedicated/unmanaged ADHD is saying "Tomorrow will be the day I'll finally get up, do the stuff that needs to be done, and start living my life to its fullest" and you unironically believe it every time until you look up one day and realise you are 30

If you’re a farmer and have found a random box of ticks in your field. Please send me a pm.