Doctor Disease

@messedupfoods Cookin up the fucken black lagoon in there

Why i dont eat at other peoples houses:

@danthegunner46 What is the creature actually saying? It's super garbled through the fat and the food

the fact this WON Eurovision by the way- WON...

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Gone head n keep workin that minimum wage someday u might be makin a buck above it

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Such a shame, thought I got to be smart like you today but lost my chance. Sigh

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Sum tells me yo broke ass wouldn't even understand if I posted the job title but nah I ain't giving info like that away over twitter dummy lmaoooo

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Oh really? Tell me more.. Im interested. What did you do for a living?

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Self-condescending lmfao do u even understand what the words u say mean? Dummy I aint talkin down on myself Im talkin down on YOU. My wife posted in the same house I am knowing we both set for retirement at least a decade earlier than 90% of america

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Condolences to your wife, such a terrible life with a self-condescending man EW, anyway. 😂

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Lmfaoooo Im married n chillin in a 430k house I aint trynna see no other women but my ride or die and could never fathom the word from yo empty pocket point of view

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Maybe the women youre interested to, since you broke and mad about it still calling It legiiit 😂😂 Free advice: Next time you ask a woman out go as you are and not who you pretend to be!

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY This is the shit women be known for lmfaooo. She would offer to pay if she rocked wit him cause she still wanna be wit him that night regardless of who payin n if u pull this test n they pass u just pay at the end of the night anyway. u wouldn't know that cuz u fail it every time

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Only men gonna think women want a free meal like they hungry dogs on the street😂😂 y'all are obsessed with this shit 😭 why would she offer to pay? So he can get 'the free meal' hahahaha. Idk man these are shitty games, just be straightforward who wants to stay, will.

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY This a 2nd date she trynna get a meal paid for she ain't goin for nun but that let's be real. This test is how u find out if they a suitable partner or if they just trynna extract as much from u as they can. Hell if she was really rockin wit him she would offer to pay

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Well she asked politely and he didnt suggest anything else but a bitchy answer 😂 could have just said something else instead of putting it in that way. If you ask someone out you should be prepared, why you dating when you cant afford dinner or lunch?

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY I get the thing about let's still go out n have fun since we planned to but u stuck on the 'buy me sum' shi when fun can be had for free if u willing to look or get creative

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Maybe is just me but once you tell someone you going out with them you have to go out with them. Also it looks like they talked about it in advance and you have to add that to the expenses too. There is no 'i cant now or eat napkins'. Men are just foul, coulda grabbed icecream 🙁

@stinkyf33t5 @HAILGENASTY Nah fuck allat if she a ride or die them 2 finna have fun whether they got 10k or 10 cents to they name

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Don’t make that her problem and never let her know. It’s called reschedule like she so graciously offered

@thelocalm0rgue Ya setup washed?

@DocDisease don’t Wanna :(

shes so fucking ugly

The brows make me understand why u got cheated on

Ppl see a blunt tip syringe and think its meant for shooting up in ya bloodstream come on yall

@FF2389 @ItalianFiesta Fair personally I only offer to people I'm chill enough with to know that we all got each other if the other needs it

@DocDisease @ItalianFiesta Within reason. You want a drink or a candy bar? Okay. You want like a 6pack of beer? I forgot my ID that day.

Yes it is. One time I asked dis girl if she wanted somethin from da store cuz usually when i go somewhere I ask ppl if they want somethin and she said a Butterfinger and it made me mad. I can’t explain why dat annoyed me but we stopped talkin after dat

@sjdkdkssanm @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta Son I ain't ever said that so who u tb? Its a lotta men out there on sum bs n a lotta women out there on sum bs both parties got the right to vet a person they considering going forward wit

@extravagantssss @DocDisease @ItalianFiesta And they say only women play mind games

@FF2389 @ItalianFiesta Onna real thats finna get u took advantage of sooner rather than later

@DocDisease @ItalianFiesta I always say no because I don't want to be a bother. If I ask if you want anything, I'm genuinely asking if you want something.

@Jack__Bandit @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta Nah it's a pass/fail test u got the option to either prove u willing to provide ya own or that u willing to take advantage of what u see as a mark

@DocDisease @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta It’s not a test in this case. It’s a script. “I suck, but want it to sound like I’m not.” “I know you suck, but I don’t, so I’m good.”

@uralewserlol @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta Don't be a bum lmao only time u should accept this proposition is if u been locked in with dude for months

@DocDisease @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta bro the mind games are so annoying, just don’t ask me if you gone think im a bum thats so weird to me and yall like 30+