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@Milajoy You are a fucking nut job.

We survived this. And now Democrats are complaining about 2.4% inflation. Child, be serious.

@RagicalTweets @VBalion facebook.com/share/v/1Ce31G… Not your normal flavor but still hilarious

@idecypher The dealership selling you that undercoating……

just bought my #firstcar #2026 #😝

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Geno is a classless sore loser punk bitch. Who gives a shit about pregame? You got your ass whipped, you go shake her hand, tell her good job and wish them luck in the final. Period.

Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?

@OneBadDude_ No it does not. It will be brittle and basically a crust of cement on top of loose dirt. Lazy and ineffective.

Wait, I’m no expert, but does this actually work 🤯

@thedaywar90 It’s called free speech you stupid cunt.

Democrat Mikie Sherrill just REFUSED to swear in as New Jersey Governor on the Bible… Instead, she chose a copy of the state constitution. Unreal.

@bennyjohnson “Lying to the base” is Trumps entire existence.

The unforgivable sin is lying to the base. Don’t ever lie to the base. You can’t say the Epstein Files are ‘on your desk’ then give fake binders to influencers then promise ‘arrests’ then release an unsigned memo saying ‘nothing happened, move along’ It destroys all trust

@radicallyreborn @DramaAlert What? The right would lose their minds if Trump did anything that an average person would do. Also, Trump would never fly commercial, he is a narcissist that thinks that is below him. What a stupid thing to say.

@DramaAlert Biden can do that because right leaning Americans wouldn't cause any trouble. Put Trump on a plane like that and the left would riot

Is Joe Biden going Broke? He was spotted flying in a commercial airplane.

@NFL @AtlantaFalcons

The new look in the ATL (via @AtlantaFalcons)

@GeneralMCNews Haha, no they are not

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

With the Colt Extension news today….do you think JP Crawford is made available at the trade deadline this summer? (UFA at the end of the season)

@ktay5dog @Milajoy 1. No 2. No “we” didn’t 3. No you don’t 4. Highly doubtful you work in Infectious Diseases 5. 0% chance you “lead a team” 6. It’s spelled “research” and no it didn’t.

I believe COVID was released ON PURPOSE to stop Trump. What do you believe?

@Milajoy I believe that your level of stupidity and ignorance should qualify as a mental disability. I’d almost feel bad for you, if you weren’t also a racist, homophobic cunt.

@Sassafrass_84 Notice that this insecure man baby doesnt show his face and how cute that he needs a hanger for his cowboy hat. This is stupid and unnecessary.

The perfect car doesn't exissss....wait a minute. Would.

@saniyafatma1278 1. This did not happen. 2. That’s a stock photo.

My husband and I went out for dinner last night. We left a $20 bill on the table as a tip for our $125 bill. The waiter refused to take it and said we shouldn’t go out to eat if we’re not willing to tip at least $50, and now I’m wondering if $20 is enough?

@MAGAVoice You mean unnecessary government spending for a PR stunt? Yes….very American

HOLY SHT: Kid Rock salutes a military helicopter that pulls up right next to his house in Tennessee THIS IS WHAT MY AMERICANS LOOKS LIKE

@GuntherEagleman Your President is a criminal lol.

I don't get it... why do democrats protect criminals so hard?

@depression2019 Unfortunately half the country elected a retard intentionally.

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@My_name_is_RonH @0nlyk1tt3n You mean the guy that illegally started a war in the Middle East against a country that our own intelligence said was not a threat to us? Super peaceful.

@0nlyk1tt3n First of all that's a lie. Secondly he may just be the absolute best President in history for not only the US, but for the world. The peace champion Trump!

BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@0nlyk1tt3n Yes, I typically believe facts.