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I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

@pastapilled The friend

you just need to let things go your honor

When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

hey so that’s a really weird thing to say

WW3 is now so I bought 4 guns and pretend to be okay

making my rounds

don’t be like that your honor

niggas think they dictators.... whole time they dick takers

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

@NewsWire_US We can’t have Shit 💀

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

want to see me down bad bummed out etc keep dreaming pussy

employee of the month

giving my girlfriend (who uses gpt free) access to claude max for her homework