Perpetua N.

@Vicmwenya When did we move from “marry your friend” to “your husband is not your friend” ? I honestly need answers from married people

There’s a time hubby and I were at the airport. We got into the picture and selfie moment. We took quite a number of them. All nice and laughing. Upon viewing them he told me to delete some coz he didn’t like how he looked in them. I insisted and said No. He insisted and I also insisted it’s my phone. He asked me only one question: So u can’t listen to me if I say I don’t like them? I knew there and then we’ve now crossed into the husband mode and outa friend mode no-more. I immediately handed over the phone and he deleted the ones he didn’t feel okay with. That’s all she’s trying to say here. The ability to discern who is talking at what moment and acting accordingly. Hope this example throws more light..

@funshographix This is so chaotic 😂😂

Wumi Toriola ma ma pa mi. This is so hilarious!

@adaezennaji_ Woow 👏👏👏

I am now 20kg down!!!! 🥳🥳

@Aridunu_jones @maintishe & I wear the traditional choir robe every other Sunday 📌📌

Hot take but Asoebi has zero ROI I work a 9-5 Fridays I can’t wear an heavily beaded corset to work Saturday I can’t wear someone’s Asoebi to another persons party Sunday, my unit has a specific corporate outfit to wear So when do I get to wear my Asoebi 250k ?

My opinion on “what do you bring to the table” has not changed I still think it’s a very dumb question from anybody, & also dissing …because it only shows you’re not smart enough to tell from your conversations whether the other person has some sense or not.

@MarinatedTurks I’m glad you’re back dear 🫂

You sure say i still want twin boys?? 😩😩😩

Hello @victorosimhen9 i would love to cook for you and your friends if possible when you are in Nigeria. I own a small business that caters to taste buds and give grand satisfaction. My kitchen is mostly known for traditional delicacies, i would appreciate your patronage🥹🙏.

@Tspiceskitchen Kote & panla in the same space, and even shawa ? Woow I even prefer smoked kote to smoked Titus. It’s just sad they don’t smoke it around here So even the smoked kote fish they sell with bole in PortHarcourt is not sweet ? For stew, steam kote fish before frying and it bangs

Thats Kote... A titus wannabe 😩 If you give an average Nigerian this fish, panla and shawa... they will choose panla anytime.

@Yeesourlarh 3

Help me choose the perfect thread 👀

YouTube videos be like “happily ever after “

@zaynaboflagos Woooow 👏👏👏💪

@ENGeee_ Walk 🤣😁

Oh I did my long walk yesterday from Berger to yaba Let me post it here

@zaynaboflagos Your feet didn’t have blisters ?

@ms___dale Very good question…

You guys, to do an MBA, do I need to know Mathematics? 😭🌚

@baba_Omoloro Oh Thank you

If you don't know your height and you are using an iPhone, come let me teach you. All iPhones have an app called Measure. In fact, you can measure tables, rooms, and heights of objects. The built-in app uses augmented reality to calculate distances.

@adaezennaji_ Girl… your hardwork is paying off already 👏👏

Yes🏋️‍♀️

Do you people really like old layer chicken, or I’m I missing something ?

Waking up to a white mode Twitter is so weird, after almost 6 years of using dark mode It feels like filling in blank spaces in an exam sheet

@Miss_Oluremi She’s not your friend bruh

Yesterday was a friend's birthday, I called her, and we talked and laughed for a very long time on the phone, I told her i would send her birthday gift to her today. I was on my way to the park now, and I texted her to confirm her availability for her package before I send it. And she told me she's not in the country, she has travelled out since January. I don't even know how to feel. we chat regularly, and it never came out from her This friendship thing is not for everyone

@nma_black Very stressful something

Gosh I hate seeing onions chopped in big sizes like meat 😂😂😭😭 Dice/mince that thing properly abeg 😭😭