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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ eye - catching pinned . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

++ please god , let my followers be filled with milf when i come back from work .

++ where are the english milfs account ...

++ i'm roleplaying megumin puking in someone's mouth . so fucking cool .

@Pinkcarnate ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ so it's like clothes , for her peepee ? can she try iiiiiit ? pretty pleaaaaaase ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

@EXPLOTXT It's a rubber that goes over the part between her legs, and keeps all that white stuff from filling up the kind lady helping her out.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ no idea what that could be . is it gum ? megumin likes gum . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ if black people taste like chocolate , and white people taste like vanilla ... does that mean megumin taste like bananas ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

@Pinkcarnate ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ never seen any of these before ! how does it work ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

@EXPLOTXT No, it's something to keep her from giving the nice hero lady a bunch of babies.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you'd expect a mage specialized in making things go boom to be somewhat resistant to heat . she's not . oh the things she'd do for a heat - resistance amulet , even a potion would work ... ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ she's not a delinquent . she's just ... A bit touchy . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ fuck random ladies that she spent the bus ride with . truly chud activities . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

ᅠ ᅠ

++ first interaction with someone , instant shitpost . that's how you get 'em to hate you .

@Pinkcarnate ++ oh no , my buttery is too steak and my juicy is too lobster .

⠀ (( 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝒕𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴.ᐣ Gosh. Do you all spoil me, or what? 💚 ⠀

ᅠ ᅠ𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 ᅠ𝖺𝗅𝗅 ᅠ𝓱𝗈𝗉𝖾 ᅠ𝗐𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕, ᅠ ᅠ𝖺𝗇𝖽 ᅠ𝗍𝗁𝖾 ᅠ𝓱𝗈𝗎𝗋 ᅠ𝗈𝖿 ᅠ𝓓𝐎𝐎𝐌 ᅠ𝗐𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁ᅠ... ᅠ𝖠ᅠ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 ᅠ𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒚 ᅠ𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 ᅠ𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖻𝖾𝖽 ᅠ𝗂𝗇 ᅠ𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗇 ᅠ𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽, ᅠ𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝗂𝖿 ᅠ𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 ᅠ𝓷𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. ᅠ

@gyarustink ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ '' in front of my salad ?! '' ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

jerkin’ my shit rn.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ she's sweating . a lot . currently squeezing the body juice out of her socks . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

Sㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤaㅤ ㅤ 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 ㅤ ㅤㅤdㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤiㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤsㅤ ㅤ 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋 ㅤ ㅤㅤtㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤiㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤcㅤ ㅤ 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐑 ㅤ ㅤㅤsㅤ ㅤ

Posting this new one definitely isn't an excuse to send more porn to my mutuals-