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@ykbprst I can’t bath under this kind of thing 😂

When I finally make it big, I’ll fill my house with creepy, mysterious stuff like this so my relatives start suspecting I’m into rituals… that way, nobody will dare ask me for money.

I swear I haven’t listened to this song, but I’m 100% sure “Omo” is in the lyrics 😂😭

@son_of_uki God poor life don limit my bro 😂😭

why una house roof dey close to una head???… audio billionaire 😂

I met this girl at LASU last year. From the beginning, she was very open, she even told me about her sexual fantasies. I won’t lie, I was interested, but some of the things she mentioned were a bit wild. Still, I didn’t let it scare me off. One day, she invited me over to her place………

If I’m sad……..music. If I want to eat…..music. Before I work……music. Even in the bathroom……music. Before I read……music. While reading…….music. Before I sleep……music. When I wake up……music. God bless music.

My girl sent me this this morning 🤭💦

Me when I remember I don’t have a Mercedes-AMG C 63 Coupe

Me fighting the urge of masturbation when I see cleavage on X

“Deleting in 1hr”

Last night, my neighbor’s boyfriend came around. I think he caught her with another guy. I was in my living room when I heard him shouting, “Abigeal! Abigeal!” Then I heard a sharp scream from her. As a Lagos guy, I didn’t even move an inch,make I no go run enter trouble. It was this morning I heard the full story. The guy who was with her managed to escape and reported to the police. He said the boyfriend stabbed her when he caught them having intercourse. The boyfriend hasn’t been caught yet, but they’ve already taken her body this morning. As I dey talk to you now, I never still commot my room. I no like police matter at all.

@Spar_tacuss This is insensitive please delete

@CodyKakpo This man makes me laugh 😆

When Pep Guardiola Gets Bored 😂

@Aural_Xl @grok Clearly it was Ronaldo

@grok This football question still causes arguments till today Who actually deserved the Ballon d’or this year

@cutiewontmiss @grok Wow this so funny

Hey @grok, swap their heights only. Don’t touch the faces

@adaigbo_excel What’s happening here

Nawa oh wetin de really happen in these white garment places? 😳🤦🏻‍♀️

@yourodogwu Who will want to try this 😭

No X influencer can do this stunt - Prove me wrong 👇👇👇

@joyce_macherie Done

@Easygash You are doing well 😌💯 Mutuals??

@CatiaKyen This is so true

In this life, master the art of setting firm boundaries and putting people in their place regardless of how close or familiar they are. Some will always forget and run mad at the slightest bit.

@Fareedatu002 This is not what you think

Can you explain this picture? Is it Racism or Not.

@damzychillin @RMAzeus This is hard for me

@RMAzeus They’re so many of them Who can mention few?

Trent Arnold and Xabi Alonso aside ,Name a player that has played for Liverpool and Real Madrid Extremely hard !.