Jon

unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is

the two people I’m closest to think I’m basically not autistic, and outlier low-autism for the rationality/tpot/etc. community. I think most people who don’t know me *as* well would wildly disagree with this assessment. Whatever is going on here is kind of fascinating to me.

stuff like this is such a crazy reminder that we grew up having literal typing/computer classes but kids don't anymore cos everything is touchscreen. that's insane to me

Let’s see if my voice is actually distinctive. Below are 7 jokes that are either by me or by another poster. Comment which ones you think are garvy originals. 1. none of you would last a minute where i’m from because where im from we are all sooooo good at sex 2. My legs start shaking if I kiss a boy and a girl within a 14 day stretch. I’m bi weakly. 3. I struggle with eye contact. I line them up pretty naturally but people get so uncomfortable when I try to actually touch em together 4. Every one knows me as A Good Guy They say Hey She’s a Good Guy Actually 5. Digital photos are usually filtered by altering their RGB values, which of course is named after the legendary Ruth Gader Binsburg 6. yelling uno at my sons funeral so i don’t have to give birth to twins again 7. The doctor asked me to name all the animals I could think of, and I aced that shit. I listed every one.