Elizabeth

🤷🏼‍♀️🙈..

@mpaigek11 I’m deleting this I’m embarrassed

@ElizabethFlach Vicious* 😅 loveee you!

It’s Emergency Nurses Appreciation week and it’s also very, very quiet.

When this is all over I am really gonna have to watch myself from mouthing bad things in my mask, yikes

am i the only person who absolutely hates spending the night places?? like we can hangout until 3am but i’m still going home

@c_watson21 ‘Sorry’

“I’m sorry you got upset, it’s not my fault you’re so sensitive”

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

@gill_loves_dave 🤮🥴

@ElizabethFlach I want to spend at least $100 on us for tequila shots

Who wants to spend their $1200 at the bar ... ME

are u ok? me:

ashley dietzen: a thread

PSA: I AM NOT A CONSISTENT FRIEND!!!! I’m more of a dependable friend!!!!! I'll go days without texting and calling you. That doesn’t mean I don't love you or don’t fwu. My mood changes! Some days I just don't wanna be bothered and also I have my own life , I

I can’t wait for the bars to reopen and I can’t wait to watch obnoxious snap chat stories because of it

The amount of time I spend giggling out loud at tik toks is actually embarrassing

Worst part about this whole thing is that NOONE is going to take it serious until someone we know/care about die from this virus and then it’s too late then everyone will take it serious. And it’s sad it is going to take that.

Back in my day we had so much toilet paper you literally put it in other people’s trees

Let’s all stay home and stay in so this is over by summer and we can have our lives back !!!!! 😀

if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation

The day can’t come soon enough🥺