Marie 🪭

@kissmeriver They mad the sex and drugs show has sex and drugs in it

euphoria is supposed to be absurdist asf idk why y'all act shocked every episode omg just don't watch it lol

This made me miss my bpd homegirls from high school soo bad 💔

@SweatieAngle The fake excitement influencers put on is so grating I don’t get it

Idk what to call this genre of women who like use craft supplies and luxury store shopping bags to make ‘Chanel’ or whatever plastic protected diy totes-my initial reaction to it is aversion but it’s so shameless I want to dub them ‘downwardly mobile strip mall glam raccoons’

Picture doesn’t do it justice was really bizarre like silver chrome bubble

Outtakes bluebells + slime mold called false puffball that took me like an hour on reddit to identify

Day in the Life of a treepilled walkmaxxer

Really mad I didn’t do this a year ago now im in a rush

Google docs default font being arial fucking classless and disgusting

@gretagerwigflew These sausages are delicious you should try some 😄

the real trauma was cassie teaching the preteen/teen viewers how to have/get away with having an eating disorder 😭

This Irish kid rating cocaine around the world

Riley Keough’s performance in Zola being more culturally influential than anything Elvis did

WHERE IS HANNIBAL BURRESS

My life.. a perpetual scary island

@postmindvomit Churro

At the BJ store. Does anyone need anything?

I’m a woman and I have a prerogative.

Fav spring thing is when the sky is dark and the trees/flowers are bright

@bad_takes @reachforgemap My friend s

@thatblisa They’re saying she was shot at by the royal guards but Beauty Lab + Laser fillers ricocheted the bullets away thus saving her life

🚨Heather Gay is permanently banned from Buckingham Palace following alleged property damage and attempted theft, and is required to remain away from all estate grounds and buildings indefinitely, with footage of the incident reportedly being reviewed by the production company.

Better yet I won’t go home I’ll sell everything I own get a passport and fuck off to Latin America

What if I just pack all my shit up and go home and don’t finish the semester at all 😊