Excellence Toast

@kamipapa2 That's Rocky. He's looking for Dr. Grace

これ、ずっと人に会えない海の底のカニに転生した人だとして ようやく会えた人に「まって、置いていかないで！！」って必死に追いかけたけれど、思いが通じるはずもなく引き離されていって… って考えるとエモくない？(´・ω・)

@PamphletsY Cubans are fucking lazy and have no ambition. Rather than develope solar technology, they cried until Russia sent them oil. What a pathetic country

🚨🇨🇺 BREAKING — That's Not LA. It's Havana. Russian Oil Still Saving Lives from the US Empire. Thousands of Delayed Surgeries are now Scheduled as Russian Humanitarian Aid Defies Trump's Plan to Destroy Cuba.

@Imanicchan1908 If that was in America the cooks would be Mexican. The customers would be black and the owner would be Jewish

今日は京都でアメリカを感じられる僕の大好きなイベントにきています🇺🇸❤️‍🔥 最高😍

@tacowasa2nd You're a 3rd Degree Ninja Noticer Welcome to the team

世界中の人のtweetが翻訳されるようになったが、イスラエル人から｢僕たちの国が世界に迷惑かけてごめんなさい｣ってtweetが一つも流れてこない件について。 それどころが｢俺たちが世界を守ってやってるんだぞ、感謝しろ｣みたいな傲慢なtweetばっか流れてくる。 まるでマフィアみたいな国だな。

@ShaykhSulaiman Even Trump doesn't make that many typos Mossad is definitely running his account

JUST IN: TRUMP: “I just cancelled the trip of my representatives going is Islamabad, Pakistan, to meet with the Iranians. Too much time wasted on traveling, too much work! Besides which, there is tremendous infighting and confusion within their ‘leadership.’ Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@washghost1 professional victim trained by the best ✡️👈🏻

Good on the customer for saying something

@Dexerto Can we call him Homer

Domino’s and Coca-Cola are giving away free drinks to honor the viral delivery driver Dan Simpson who went out of his way to get a customer Diet Coke after his location ran out Running from April 30 - May 3, a promo code will let customers claim a free beverage

@nypost good luck finding anyone willing to testify now maybe that was the plan

Would-be UFO whistleblower died of accidental drug overdose after agreeing to testify to Congress trib.al/ph0Hz9L

@wootendw killurself

To give everyone an idea about my political philosophy...

@timburchett (((Do you believe they should be put to death))) How about we stop using the råpe of a 7 yr old for engagement

Public hanging.

@camhigby its always a white girl

A mother posted on TikTok that she’s playing “gay” music next to her baby bump hoping that it will make her son gay. The entire comment section is FLOODED with to-be mothers and mothers sharing techniques they used or are using to make their own kids gay. This is DISGUSTING.

@DrBobRogers @ExxAlerts (((Th.D))) Think harder, dick

@ExcellenceToast @ExxAlerts He is falling at that point. Do you seriously think he wants to hurt himself? You're blaming the victim.

ALERT: 72-year-old man arrested for hitting a group of cyclists after honking and heckling them for taking over the road in Georgia. Jerry Ross was driving when he pulled up behind a group of 10 cyclists in the road. He began honking and heckling the cyclists, and one of them started filming. Ross then sped around them while laying on the horn and hit 2 of the cyclists, causing minor injuries, before driving away. Ross, when confronted by police about the incident, blamed the cyclists for taking up the road and causing the collision. He was arrested and is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, hit and run, and reckless driving.

@mlbelites_ everyone gets a trophy and now balls

A Blue Jays fan caught an Aaron Judge home run ball, and proceeded to give it to a young Yankees fan wearing a Judge shirt. Be a good person like this man.

@Eng_china5 and the jews call it compromised you guys can't do jack shit without the jew's approval fucking pathetic

🇨🇳 DeepSeek just dropped a 1.6T parameter open-source model with a 1M token context window.. FOR FREE. Meanwhile OpenAI wants $200/month for less. China isn't just competing in AI. They're democratizing it. The West calls it a threat. The world calls it a gift. 🌍

@ClownWorld all that money on rent and junkfood should've bought some land, a mobile home/travel trailer and live healthier

Bro helped the right person

@beatsbyBlizzy_ @houstonpolice 2026: still thinking there are two sides Get a clue, birth defect

@houstonpolice She about to start a right wing grifter podcast and start streaming on kick 😭

@Dexerto Finish off the whole fucking family for good Erase their worthless bloodline Send them to Hell

A millionaire trophy hunter was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting in South Africa

@ShaykhSulaiman distraction #2

BREAKING: HUGE FIRE BREAKS OUT AND REPORTS OF AN EXPLOSION CLOSE TO INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS NEAR TRAFFORD CENTRE IN MANCHESTER

@alon_mizrahi (((Could the US have created an artificial drought in the region, lasting decades?))) Why are you so afraid to blame the jew?

The most rewarding thing to watch now in international news: waterways and reservoirs in West Asia flowing with abundance, from Turkey to Iraq to Iran. Rivers rising, dams opening. So satisfying Could the US have created an artificial drought in the region, lasting decades? I have no doubt they would