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One of the best pieces I've ever written.` @tekbog

why does he look like

Yesterday I became a millionaire My net worth officially exceeded €1 million I gathered my family in the living room "Everyone, we made it. Our family is worth well above €1 million" I said smiling "What do you mean? We have no money" my wife said I expected her to be doubtful, so I pulled out my PowerPoint "I have calculated our net worth using the EU-method" I said €7k cash savings + €350k for proximity to public transport + €250k for free healthcare + €200k for cultural enrichment through our Muslim neighbors + €150k for the new park across the street + €100k for living in a walkable city + €80k for a robust network of bicycle lanes "We are worth €1.1 million" I said proudly My wife sighed and left the room Must have been overwhelmed by those figures In America you need money to be rich, but in Europe you just need public infrastructure

My best friend Ludwig called me crying today "My wife was attacked by an Afghani migrant, she was walking home from the tram stop" he said I raised my eyebrows "How is his nationality and immigration status relevant to this story?" I asked "What?" "This is exactly the kind of language the EU diversity framework warns us about" "What the fuck are you talking about? My wife is in a hospital!" he screamed "And I hope she recovers. But I also hope you take this time to reflect on your race biases" He hung up I reported the conversation to our neighborhood inclusion coordinator just to be safe Violence towards females is wrong, but racism is never an answer

Chase gave me $100k A few months later, some debt collector called me "You owe Chase $128k, which includes interest," he said. "I am Chase. So I owe myself $128k?" He was stunned. And he had no choice but to let me keep the money. Naming yourself after a bank is a life hack.

acquired some hype, hip-4 please

@devjoshstevens @Polymarket just nyc?

Excited to join @Polymarket as VP of Engineering. I haven’t seen a hungrier team in my career, the talent density here is insane. We’re building the future of how people understand the world. What should we build next? What’s broken? What’s missing? Drop it below. P.s we are hiring world class people in NYC DMs open

@devwardiman @jarredsumner can you dm me? I think you can answer my question and I’ll reward you for it

@jarredsumner native http3/quic support ?

guess what’s coming in bun v1.4

@NaOwCSGO when will you fight diabetes

Perdemos 13-4 VS #acend, están obviamente muy por encima nuestra, tenemos 0 strats pero si encima regalamos 4 situaciones 5vs4, dificultad. O ponemos los huevos y quitamos el miedo o estamos done para el siguiente FD: CarritoSpain

@r_on_x @rmnimperiumcup he does it all the time, he literally buys underdogs on sketchy events

@FNDEVVE @rmnimperiumcup Joined March 2026

Another case of match fixing in the Roman Imperium Cup @rmnimperiumcup An account created this month on Polymarket bet €22k on Carrito Spain, and G2 won the match by default, so he won €33k because the market was resolved 50–50

@vonderleyen It was long time ago, can you remind us who attacked Brussels?

@disolaterx @q_yeon_gyu_kim oh my claudecode? seems like a ripoff

@disolaterx @q_yeon_gyu_kim whats omc

do you remember the first time you worked with omo? that the fact it even works well with large codebase, catches your intent, and produces the code that you ideally wanted to have how come? i used claude code and i am a person who got crazy for actual, practical use case optimizations no benchmarks were there cuz we optimized for your use case, not for those autistic numbers that you "feel" like you are working with the best agent i am using openclaw, hermes agent these days and i think like i am seeing something different again my GitHub is on fire again

Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

@rauchg When will you change the default npx to bunx? It’s better and looks nicer

1️⃣ Install the Vercel plugin for your favorite coding agent 2️⃣ There’s no step two. You just gave Claude Code & Cursor production deployment superpowers Running 𝚗𝚙𝚡 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍 gets you every Skill and keeps them updated. So slick

@qualk37 @bunjavascript Last few releases, the parser codec is really cool.

@bunjavascript when did you add markdown parsing and rendering lmao

Bun v1.3.11 - Fixes 105 issues (addressing 307 👍) - 4 MB 🤏 on Linux x64 - Bun.cron for OS-scheduled functions - Bun.sliceAnsi is like .slice but ansi & grapheme-aware - Numerous security & bug fixes Thanks to 15 contributors! bun.com/blog/bun-v1.3.…

@jarredsumner @bunjavascript Incredible, how about you release it a beta (macOS) and then never get it to work for Windows/Linux?

In the next version of Bun `Bun.WebView` programmatically controls a headless web browser in Bun

@TheAdamWaite @ArtemisConsort What if the defect is being fine with taking that offer? We should be focused on enabling good people.

"They were born with defects we don’t know how to fix." Not sure I believe that. I think they're reacting to the incentive structures they've been given. If you give people the option of hanging out and partying all day with no responsibilites (not even having to buy food or pay rent), some of them will take you up on it. If that option didn't exist, they'd be doing something else.

Homelessness is not a housing problem. When you “just give them houses, bro” this is what happens. The response is generally “oh yeah, you also need to give them addiction treatment (that you don’t force them to comply with), doctors, therapists, spending money, etc etc” And the truth is, in many cases, nothing will fix these people. They were born with defects we don’t know how to fix. But even if the progressive plan would work, at some point we have to consider the astronomical cost and whether it’s worth it. You need to be able to answer the question “how much is it worth paying to treat someone whose best-case outcome is being a cashier?” The answer cannot be “whatever it takes.” That’s civilization-destroying lunacy. A bleeding heart is not a substitute for calculation, and usually impedes it.

@Overtime_io is goated