🔞💖The Dark 'Knight'💖🔞 (Parody Account)

He’s going to do some crimes.

Oh. Yes, Bats has all the gadgets and toys, but when it comes down to it? He lacks in one very specific regard. And that is where the Clown truly triumphs over the limp dicked, small cocked Bat.

As if Bruce could ever satisfy anyone. There’s a reason the ol’ Caped Crusader prefers to work alone, it’s because he could never satisfy a partner.