champagne kisses 🥂💋

Mangos taste like happiness 🥭☺️

This will neveR not be funny.😂🫢

😂🤣😭

@LRNROSE You will not be refunded.

i feel like if you back out a trip last min. its courtesy to still pay your portion OR know tht you wont be refunded. example did a girls trip and the DAY OF someone backed out and wanted her portion of the hotel $ back and i told her no tht money is already spent

@sanpellyenjoyer They have a horrible reputation. I’ve always heard their temperament is awful.

You don’t see dalmations too much these days. They were everywhere in media. It was pretty common to see them at dog parks/being walked. Now I haven’t seen one in probably a decade. Where the hell did they all go

@iamtycole Happy Birthday 🥂

Feliz cumpleaños para mí 🎉 Enamorarmede mí mismo a los 30 es todo lo que necesito. Estoy emocionado por explorar mi nueva era de los 30 y ver qué me trae esta década. Sigo en Roma, pero estaré celebrando toda la temporada de Aries.

@zellieimani @blaqueerflow Taking your time through exhibits is key to happiness

Sometimes it’s just better to go to museums and art galleries by yourself.

@thecindynoir It’s only funny because it’s true 🤣

A man will tweet “I like a woman who stands on one foot and barks like a dog” and you lot will be in those comments lookin like you Coming to America PLEASE!!

@lmTheReasonWhy Me too. Lol 😂 Oh, wait, you were being sarcastic. ☺️ I got here late. This is the 1st post I saw.

@FallonFoxx I’m confused?

I didn’t realize the instructions said to wash my hair wow ya’ll it was me the whole time! 🤦🏾‍♀️

Do not let your life be in vain 🤣

@Corddaryl @astoldbyash__ @itsallabout_T Congratulations 🥂

A Twitter love Story. ❤️💍 @itsallabout_T

@nathanlately Did she say vegan butter?

Update: he’s still winning!

Today is 5 HEARTBEATS 35th ANNIVERSARY Thanks to my friend co-writer @KeenenIvoryWayans CAST, CREW,FANS for making this a classic.If you haven’t seen the doc “MAKING the FIVE HEARTBEATS” it’s available on all platforms. As we say in the film “Got nothin but love for ya Baby!“

@ItsHippyPotter Happy Birthday 🥂

today’s my birthday. say something nice! 💫

@MrsJellySantos Just let them be wrong 😂

Yall gotta learn what things mean. Context matters. For example: The saxophone would be getting louder if she started eating the onion and realized she’s developing a food allergy by the second.

Jennifer Tilly is one of the flyest chicks on reality TV. #RHOBH

@desertrose31773 @Talk_2_Em_Chris Chile 😂

@Talk_2_Em_Chris I don’t think I have a single friend that hasn’t seen my mom naked

I learned about the “naked mom theory” last night. As someone who didn’t grow up around women that shit has me blown. Y’all mamas was naked around yall?

@LizBarlow22 @shaTIRED 1st thought

@shaTIRED Baby in this economy??? That's an expensive habit

This man be smoking crack across the street from my house and I can tell he thinks I judge him when I catch it but little does he know if this economy keep going the way it is I might be joining him soon

@Cas_Per_Funman @shaTIRED I hate this funny

@shaTIRED DMX, Whitney Houston, Oprah, and Robert Downey Jr the pookie cant stop ya shine if you really a star

@shaTIRED Sir, how can I help 🥺