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Old console clips. Will be away until @ENC_EN scrims start. Look forward to the lan, and repping the national team (We'll be running Vantage, Conduit, Ballistic). @PlayApexEsports @EWC_EN @esfindia

@BarbieFPS Known my duo since 2019, he is a certifiable NPC. So I have even less hope for randoms 💀

Do you guys ever feel when you play Apex that you’re the only real player And that everyone is an NPC You know in GTA when you hit a cop and he hits you back But when a civilian NPC hits a cop, they don’t do shit to them?! Are we the only real players existing

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Fake ass wingers getting called out by proper barclaysman

@BarbieFPS Nicotine pouches + red bull get me through ranked with randoms. I can blame them for the cardiac arrest whenever that happens 😊

Every once in a while I do: “no processed sugar diet” - No refined processed sugars in any food you could imagine It has to be all natural Would recommend it Today I made snickers from scratch and natural sugars The only thing that gets me through ranked 😩

"This bulb is us.." Bournemouth:

Notice how they're not killing the journalist: Israel: 0 Gorillas: 1

Antony is dying of laughter again….

Being Arsenal is a good enough reason I’d say

@ponaehala You can always tell who is Russian, or at least a Russian speaker, when their sentences end with a parentheses)

Привет! Я из России. Если читаешь этот твит на языке своей страны отзовись в комментариях, давай дружить) Я работаю фотографом и у меня есть два кота. А ещё я живу в самом красивом городе- Санкт-Петербурге.) Я очень рада возможности познакомиться с людьми со всего мира!

I would do a "max verstappen's intro if he were a marvel character" edit but I fear rbr already cooked one up last year

am i shadow banned or you guys just hate me...

does anyone hate me

@kos_data Everyone thinks he's a criminal mastermind setting up an escape route to the Balkans. Im telling you right now, this guy just got on the wrong plane thinking he was going to Albany lmfao

My most viewed clip is just my random lagging and shooting foliage 🥀

You hit them twice, during negotiations, get fucked. Fuck it, Ill just say it bluntly: Iran looks so much better during this, its not even funny. Measured, rational, diplomatic, pragmatic, civilized... The Americans on the other hand look like a bunch of arrogant fuckwits.

The astronauts are landing during a monkey civil war. We came so close to doing it.

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

@Fintech03 "They are nice and mean at the same time, you have to dance to find out which" - Heisenberg, probably

There is a hilarious anecdote around this Japan trip. On the long voyage to Japan, Heisenberg would spend every evening dancing with the young women on the ship. Dirac used to sit in the corner & watch mostly. Finally, Dirac walked up to him & asked: "Heisenberg, why do you dance?" Heisenberg replied: "When there are nice girls, it is a pleasure." Dirac pondered this in total silence for 15 mins. Then, he looked at Heisenberg & asked: "But Heisenberg, how do you know beforehand that the girls are nice?"

if Napoleon wasn't real and you wrote a story about him people would call it unrealistic ratfic mary sue shit