Flic Everett

"One thing they don't tell you about the blues when you got em/ You keep on falling cos there ain't no bottom.." I Love Emmylou Harris.

What am I, Scotch mist? The 10 best Mancunians – on pictures guardian.co.uk/culture/galler…

Dear everyone- I don't use this account, so if you'd like to follow me, I tweet from @fliceverett. Thankyou. x

I just used #Shazam to discover Tanha Jiya Na Jaye by Himesh Reshammiya & Tulsi Kumar. shz.am/t44922600

If you're following me here, I dont use it.. come and follow me on @fliceverett please.. x

Simon Buckley: Ancient Britons would have loved Manc Parade http://bit.ly/jkOFEL

Girl cops are no Cagney and Lacey http://bit.ly/ijc5BY

Dr Who? It’s all alien to me http://bit.ly/hh0zfG

Doesn't want my eyelashes applied by a dyspraxic beautician. Thanks for that gem, TOWIE.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/a/115875-23006638/ more than any other animal, pandas look like men in fur suits.

is making cakes for volunteers. I am middle aged, it is now official.

people who say Northerners are 'oversensitive' about Gill's lazy sterotyping are like sexist men who say women 'can't take a joke.'

just discovered that Haribo is made from cow hooves and sticks to your hips because your body rejects it. tasty though.

A mag's tweeted tips on looking thinner by tonight. Stand sideways? Send only your late afternoon shadow to parties? Rib-crusher corset?

baffled why Americans measure food in 'cups'. might start a 'spitoon' food measurement scale instead.

learned more from a 3 minute record, baby, than I ever learned in school. http://www.brucespringsteen.net

can't believe how much the earthquake expert from the Open University looks like a parody of an earthquake expert from the Open University.

why has twitter suggested I follow Volvo cars? I can't drive.

Abandoned b+w french film for Masterchef. You have to know your limitations.

why does my spellcheck object to "snogged" but not "Morrissey"? (NB, the two words were not together.)