FreelancerRiley

[Office Pet] He couldn't find a leash big enough for it #OfficePet

#ironlungspoilers HOLY SHIT, IT'S SO COOL SEEING IT UP CLOSE OMG

#ironlungspoilers This collage is so cool! love the way Anna (the designer for the movie) had designed it to be an evolution of Simon throughout the movie!!

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CaseOh made the strangest wish upon a shooting star ever 💫 😭 "Dear shooting star, please let Chris Redfield absolutely butt naked in nothing but high hells crash through my sliding glass door, walk in here with a leather belt and beat me until I can't see" 😭 😭

i think this is the best scientist photograph i've ever seen.

@Blurbstv Release the mod Blurbs I NEED it

What if every Mirelurk in Fallout sounded like Mr. Krabs? Now you know.

@shitpost_2077 This lives in my head rent-free

please come on this journey with me

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

oog and chuk hunting together. long day. nothing caught. sun getting low. walking back. both tired. both irritable. both hungry. chuk step on branch. SNAP. loud. oog: "CHUK. you just scare away everything in whole forest." chuk: "it was ONE branch." oog: "one branch that entire forest heard." chuk: "maybe if oog chose better trail..." oog: "maybe if chuk LOOKED where chuk STEPPING..." chuk: "maybe if oog not so BOSSY all the time..." oog stop. "bossy?" chuk stop. face tight. something under the angry. been there a while. oog seeing it surface. chuk: "yes. bossy. oog always telling chuk what to do. where to walk. how to hold spear. how to gut fish. like chuk not nineteen winter. like chuk still baby." oog: "oog not trying to..." chuk: "oog not TRYING but oog DOING. every day. chuk can't breathe without oog adjusting how chuk breathe." quiet. forest sound. bird that don't care about brother fighting. oog want to yell back. oog have yell LOADED. but oog look at chuk face and see something oog missed. somehow missed. chuk not a boy. chuk is nineteen winter. jaw set. shoulder wide. hand that hold spear just fine without oog correcting the grip. when did this happen. oog: "...chuk right." chuk blink. not expecting that. oog: "oog still treating chuk like... like when chuk was small and oog had to show everything. oog didn't notice chuk already know." chuk jaw relax. just slightly. just enough. chuk: "chuk know oog come from good place. chuk KNOW. but oog... oog got to let chuk make own mistake. step on own branch." oog nod. hard nod. the kind where you swallowing something. they walk. quiet for long time. then chuk step on another branch. even louder. CRACK. both freeze. look at each other. chuk: "...that one on purpose." oog trying not to laugh. failing. chuk laughing. oog laughing. two idiot in empty forest with no meat and cracking branch and something between them that just shifted. something that needed to shift. oog carried chuk for nineteen winter. and somewhere in the carrying oog forgot that the whole point of carrying someone is to put them down eventually. to let them walk. on their own branch. their own trail. even if they step loud. especially if they step loud. love, oog

@SpooknJukes Love it when Meyers players just stand there, waiting to be noticed

"Dead By Daylight isn't scary if you've played for a while" Me with thousands of hours:

"I can't do it like Wesker does" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HELP ME

The Corgi was the one leading them home The German Shepherd was injured The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay It took them 2 days to get home They are neighbourhood friends I’m going to cry😭😭😭