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JEN.
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JEN.
@GAMMAATLAW
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mdni. marvel rp. انضم Mayıs 2026
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JEN. أُعيد تغريده
“I might forgive you in a week.”
She says, settling her hands on her hips. He totally was mean, and that apology was totally half-assed.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
“I wasn’t— ugh.” Pinching the bridge of his nose over the mask. He’s got a feeling she’s never, ever letting this go, so he decides to at least soften the amount of emotional damage he’ll receive by. . . “Okay, fine, sorry I was mean.”
English
He might. Maybe. There’s been a lot of memory erasure and rewrites. Either way, he spends most of his time with her when she’s big, strong, and green.
“Mm…maybe. Not today, though. You were mean.”
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
Under the mask, he squints his eyes. Looks at her, thoughtful. He doesn’t? He could’ve sworn— did he? Doubting his own memories, he simply shrugs. “Then you might as well introduce me.”
English
Yuh-uh.
She narrows her eyes at him.
“You like, don’t even know Jen.”
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
Nuh-uh. “I think Jen’s pretty cool.” A shrug of his shoulders. Big, strong, and green is good, but sometimes normal is better. “But that’s just me.”
English
And his head is swollen from the spider bite, yeah.
“It’s hit or miss. Sometimes I wake up all Jen, and who wants that?”
The readers certainly don’t. They like her big, strong, and green.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
And the gamma-induced cranial expansion. “Hm. So, what happens when you go to sleep? Do you sleep angry?” An arm folded over his chest, hand under the other arm’s elbow, the other hand rubbing his chin.
English
Her head only seems bigger because of her hair.
“It is voluntary. I also have a lot of feminine rage, so it just works.”
When is he not in nerd mode?
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
Her head is as massive, if not more, than his. Maybe that’s why they get along so stupendously. “Thought yours was supposed to be voluntary. Are you actually always mad?” Great, now he’s entering nerd mode.
English
His head is almost as big as all of New York, yeah.
“I’m always mad. That’s what makes my skin so green.”
More or less, anyway.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
He’s making no excuses for himself; he’s got an ego and he knows it. “I’m not mad, I’m just indignant at the current state of the team. You’re the one that got a little mad!”
English
He’s not even looking in the right direction for the camera, just by the way. It’s over there. As for egos and irony, he should take a peeksy in the mirror sometime.
“I feel like you don’t even know why you’re mad. You just wanted to stan Cap. You can do that for free.”
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
He stares at an invisible camera when she mentions fragile egos, the irony too palpable, too real and impossible to ignore. But Spidey says nothing about it and looks at her again. “I’m just sayin’. The FF are better for a reason.”
English
“The team falls apart even with Cap sometimes. It’s the frail heroic egos.”
Which she’s been guilty of herself. Avengers privilege and all. She’s totally humble now, though!
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
“You’re taking personally something you shouldn’t.” A sigh, throwing his hands up in resignment. “I don’t think you personally suck, as I don’t think Logan sucks, or Jessica (well, maybe a little), or Carol. But the team almost always falls apart when Cap is gone.”
English
Get a load of that, readers! See the Amazing Spider-Man horrifically backtrack! Do you think he knows I’m five seconds away from grabbing him by the ankle and thrashing him into next year?
“I’m both. And you said the Avengers suck except for Cap, which means you were implying >
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
Did I ever mention you by name? I didn’t. I barely count you as an Avenger anyways, you’re more of a Fantastic Four to me. And they’re objectively better. Now, I don’t think all of them suck. The administration sucks.
English
It matters to me when you’re saying that 𝘐 suck. Now I know you’re a big Cap fanboy (and who wouldn’t be?), but there’s this thing called thinking before you speak.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
We’ll see, miss Walters. We’ll see. Besides, what’s it to you? I can rant about the Avengers. They mostly suck.
English
That doesn’t change what I said at all.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
I got a new lawyer. His name is Saul.
English
Your lawyer doesn’t scare me.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
. . . Not without my lawyer present.
English
Wow. Tell me how you really feel.
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.@GUILTRlDDEN
The Avengers are only worth a damn when Captain America —any of the three— is in the team.
English
@MerlinsLie Are you a scientist? I guess you kind of have to be.
You don’t have any pictures? I don’t think I can take time off lawyering for an impromptu trip to England.
English
@GAMMAATLAW Every scientist is a LITTLE mad.
Sure, sure, sure, we’d just kind of have to go to England. I have an apartment here in New York but that’s not really the place for them, so I leave them at the family estate.
English
Hey, @GAMMAATLAW, how would I go about patenting a specific gene sequence of modification for equine-avian hybridization?
English
@MerlinsLie Well, that’s not mad scientist-y at all!
Let me see the pegsasi.
English
@GAMMAATLAW Kinda. Not the actual mythical being though.
See, I spliced avian DNA and equine DNA to create a winged horse capable of flight and transporting me around.
And I clone them.
But they’re not ACTUAL Pegasus. Pegasuses? Pegasi?
English
@GAMMAATLAW Good to know. You don’t have to protect me either, I’ve got my sword. And my flying horses.
English