𝐒𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐚

maybe i should make a vid of me farting while playing a game 🙂‍↕️

“Am I fuck, the only thing I am is better than you!~” He says proudly as he turn as smushes them under his fat ass just to blast their face with a hot soggy fart “Now choke on that~”

“Wow… I didn’t know you knew how to be funny, that is a great joke, but I’m afraid you don’t understand the current situation because… You have no way of stopping me right now…” The lord smiles before immediately lunging towards them to grab them and pin them down

“Uh, you’re welcome for that by the way, rude you don’t appreciate it and I don’t care about holy water! I don’t even need to get close to you, I can just fart into your window and gas your house out…”

“Seriously think that’ll keep me away? Think that pathetic excuse of an air fresher is enough to over power my air freshener? Don’t insult me…”

When I’m sniffing I stg I’m just quietly sniffing and gently moving my head side to side😭 I hate when I’m on a time limit cause when it smells sooo good it feels like time is going by fasttt

you know you ate good asf when your ribs start hurting

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