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Oh, apparently the kid DID stab the pedophile!

I became a master of precision, a sculptor of sorts. By trial and error, I discovered how to “slim-fit” the meat, tearing off small, crispy pieces in such a way that the contours remained intact. It was an art, really, one I executed with care and ingenuity.

@dok_torin vorallem bei sachen wie magen darm, was häufig rum geht, machts eh keinen sinn zu mem arzt zu fahren.. selbes für zeug wie erkältung, etc

Why does he actuallylook happier

do you also need to feel attracted to crash bandicoot in order to play the games or is this only important when the protagonist is a woman?

mumford²

she is 10 today! everyone say happy birthday tilly

obsessed with the absolutely blammo cats this account always posts right after their neutering ops

I'm sick can someone come make me some rice or perhaps teach Gus how to make rice

so he used a gun designed to quietly kill animals like PIGS?????? holy shit.

Playing it cool on Soy's account but I'm actually drowning in grief. I miss him so much I feel like dying

huge news.. i’ve had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she’d never do in her life

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

Oughe…MÖMB

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CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

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