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ᝰ YILAN
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[ And to him, he's not arguing! Truly quite the predicament. ]
That's lame, what could be more important? Only reason I'm not conked out is I'm sooo mooching off that ultimate cooks hard word later.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
It is not that I am against sleeping, it's just that if I laid down now, I would sleep for an unholy amount of time, and there are still things I must do. [He wonders why Yilan is so argumentative, but... at some point, his mind tells him to stop caring so much, and so he does.]
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ugh ok. hey do you got five bucks on you?
♫♪ ~ 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴@ULT_R0CKST4R
- "you people"... careful throwing that phrase around. hmph.
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That’s where we disagree, I think there’s no better use of my time than sleeping all afternoon. Except maybe eating.
[ He has a few other ideas too, but he shuts up lest he tells more than he wants. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
Yes... I figured it'd be better than sprawling out in my room and taking a large, unhealthy nap, to come out here. This spot is very decent. Might have to come by more often, kukukukuuu... [His legs hurt so much. PE class fucked his shit up.]
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it means “oh it’s you” in exactly the neutral way i said it? youuuu people always take things too deeply.
♫♪ ~ 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴@ULT_R0CKST4R
- hey now, what the hell is that s'pposed to mean???
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Yup.
[ He barely moves an inch, but his face scrunches up. Not necessarily a bad thing either. He does that to everything really. ]
Good sun.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[He plops right down next to him on his large tail's coils, at a normal distance from the ophiologist. He's had a rough fucking day, he really doesn't want to fight about it.] ...Greetings. [He'd finally say after a pregnant pause.]
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@CULTURESH0CKING
He’s found a nice spot in the sun, coincidentally in the others favorite spot. Will they fight or share it?
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ᝰ YILAN أُعيد تغريده
You got an isssue?
[ Now he’ss the one raissing hiss eyebrow, quickly turning into a sscowl. He resstss hiss cheek on hiss palmss, sstaring at the other with a mix of jealoussy and unfamiliar dessire for friendsship. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[Okay, maybe you have outfreaked Korekiyo in one aspect. You win this round, Yilan.] ...I see. Hm. [He also finds himself helping here and there, but mostly visiting each snake and causing them to hiss happily at his appearance. With one, he begins to converse.]
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Oh this isn’t for my work.
[ Licking it up!! He decides to stop fucking around and get back to work. ]
What can I say, it tastes good and that’s really all there is to say on the matter.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
I talk like this all the time. [He watches him do this, eyebrow raising.] If I may inquire, what are you attempting to do?
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ᝰ YILAN أُعيد تغريده
[ His face crinkles up weirdly, turning away from the other with a huff. ]
Do you usually talk all funny like that, or do you just get that way about snakes and humans?
[ He swirls low-potency venom in a dropper, sticking his tongue out before applying two drops. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ a smile??? It's hard to tell.]
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You ask me? We’re a bunch of ungrateful shit-heads. I say we take away all the medication made with snake venom, then we’ll see how they feel ‘bout ‘em.
[ Speaking of now he’s catching up on chemical work, eyes catching the others. His face scrunches up in response. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ a smile??? It's hard to tell.]
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Humans? I hardly think..
[ He starts to think maybe it’s sort of really different for Korekiyo and he should shut his mouth. ]
Yeah. Snakes are pretty cool. You’re good and handling them too, it’s nice I don’t have to lecture you or listen to you call them gross.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[Noting exactly how that joke turned out, Korekiyo coos and hisses gently at the snake, tail gently rattling. He does not touch the snake, but he does gently touch the glass with a gentle finger.] Such amazing creatures... only second to humans...
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…
[ Taking a break from what he’s doing, his chin rests on his palm as he leans against the counter. If the snakes like him… ]
Wow, Bertha, I didn’t know you had other friends.
[ A poor attempt at a joke that sounds more like jealousy. And maybe he is jealous! ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[He makes his way towards the container, not to agitate the ophiologist, but rather, to check on Bertha.] ...Such beautiful eggs, Bertha... I'm very proud of you. [The large snake sees him, and starts to wiggle about excitedly.]
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…Kay.
[ He usually comes at more odd times, it’s completely plausible they’ve just kept missing each other. ]
She’s been moved to the observation section, last I checked. She laid some eggs, ‘nd I’ve been backed up here for a little with snake stuff.
[ Cough, maybe +
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
You are not the only one who visits the snakes, you know. [Korekiyo points out, crossing arms as he stands up from his tail-chair, when it uncoils it rattles.] Where is the snake known as "Bertha"? [Bertha??? The BIGGEST FUCKING SNAKE THEY HAVE HERE???]
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Well, I wish I wasn’t human. I guess we have opposite issues.
[ His mood aged like milk, and now he once again yearns for the solace of isolation. ]
…I don’t get a lot of people around here. ‘S there a reason you came around other than eliciting jealousy?
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
I am just saying. [Shrugging, not even a blush on his face. Korekiyo only feels shame when partaking in sexual acts, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! Sarcasm aside, he sighs.] It's not a fate I'd wish on anyone. I wish I was human.
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