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@ShadrackOt938 Kuna sababu ako singol 😂

@GedionApollo 😂😂sawa

There's this neighbor huamka around 6 na anafanya kazi zote,she cleans everything adi kufua. mtu atamchukua for a wife will have won a gem

@MartinnaMaree We are now dealing with the consequences of ignoramus voting robots

Father-in-law WA oga boy alinunua shares kplc na that wasn't a red flag to his supporters already,huh?? Anyone who voted this man and his partner from 2013 can't tell me shit wallahi!

@lindahoguttu Fagia wote

There are no permanent friends /enemies in politics. Premium tears hapa mbele. Na Zoning ikataliwe kabisa. Let candidates from different parties fight it out. Incompetent leaders should not be imposed on people in the name of Zoning.

@MsMiriti Mnaoverthink huku nje I can't buy downy at my own volition 😂😂

How didn’t you know he’s married🥹😘? Cmon nguo zinanukia downy and they have this kakitambi I can’t explain 😂🫢

@_fwambui Kaa kwako😂

Men, dem akikuja kwako si lazima umkule. Be a gentleman

@anne_odida Those fools don't give you time to think of your rights All police officers need a refresher training

During a police stop/police search or police arrest, do you know your rights? #tv47breakfast

@Jahome037 @Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Kono to pek maserious bandit zone

@GedionApollo @Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Wek wuondo Ademba bana, kono were go uru ama ok wabi wachak wanenu.

We registered 2601 new voters in Kitale but this is how we travelled. This time mlikataa kudonate gari ikabidi tende na 14 seater yenye imengolewa viti ikageuzwa ya mizigo. Y'all thought it is fun. Anyway bora kitale Wako kadi and the message was received.

@Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Sudi kik buogi

@GedionApollo @m_ureithi Aluoro Sudi 😂😂

Uyo dem ametoka Versuz ya Muthiga na pombe ya hao maboy wamelaza after kula choma 2kgs after kubleki I love your game 😂😂

@JoelJirane @KojackBiko We only one & only one task next year

Make me understand why ambulance iko, dere ako lakini haiwezi fanya referral just because haina fuel. Na hapo nje motorcade ya governor inashinda ya Trump. But when I talk, ni mimi sitaki iwork.

@ellespiracy Approved

Hao wajinga huchukua gigs za kusanitize government hawafai kupewa engagements wajiongeleshe na huko

@MsMiriti Recipe for backshot

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

@itslydiaowuor Dak aneni maber kawuono nyathiwa😂

Jo Kisumo madhe uru kahawa kata chai. En ginene mar cups?

@njanja_dennis @Bau_1880 Umesema yeye ndo gavana😂

@Bau_1880 She will control it better than I can bro

Yes I wanna make love with you my beautiful Mango 🥭 babe, and after that I make you my wifey 🥹🥹 (not a girlfriend as I'm too old and intentional for that). If that happens, you will know now challenge in life, monthly allowance ya $300 for the start every month my dear. 2 dinner dates each week. 2 international vacations every 2 months. And finally, nikufunze kuwa sharp girl na nikubaie a Wine Red CX5 kama ya my BFF Sophia in the next 6 months. I'm a very intentional man, a lover boy, a sharp boy, a teacher, a very cool 😎 guy. My vibe and jokes are so contagious. I will make you laugh all day, yaani kuboeka na mimi ni ngumu sana I promise. Give me that chance my dear Mbithe. I'm a bit tipsy and on Gwethe like the KQ pilots so KINDLY bear with me my gorgeous Mango 🥭 babes. Nishaanza kukupenda 🥹🥹.

@njanja_dennis @KaptenMwendwa Vitu ka hizi ndo trauma ya wanaume😂

@GedionApollo @KaptenMwendwa Niliondokea corporate nikafurahi

In my corporate slavery days, ofisi ilihamishwa from Eco Bank Towers Muindi Mbingu Streets, to Kika Suites Muthangari drive huko opposite Safaricom HQ, Westlands. Lemme tell you Maina, me and my colleagues we saw bad things. What do you mean the cheapest lunch ni ugali sukuma na ni a 100 bob 😂😂😂. Ugali sukuma Soo? Aje? Na hio time haushibi. So ndo ushibe lazima ukule Chicken ugali kindu 250 bob hapo. Walai it was not easy weeuh. BFF wangu anaitwa Sophia ndo alikuwa ananiplug ma chapo na ma indomie lunch tunadishi tunatulia. Otherwise, njaa ingetuua kitambo sana. But life loves irony, we all turned out to become successful. Sophia sai anaishi same Westlands paying over 150k in rent, driving a Wine Red CX5, mimi naishi Kimbo, in the highest Apartments, Audi Q5 iko high seas inakuja. Never Give UP ata kama lunch za Westlands ni exaggerated my guys 😂😂😂

@njanja_dennis @KaptenMwendwa Bwana we suffered

@GedionApollo @KaptenMwendwa Huwanga bad 😂

@Lonevans0 @Itswambuaa @Munyxao @ericwarutere @254_icon Jomba umesema izi mchochoro lazima utambuane nazo 😂

@Itswambuaa @Munyxao @GedionApollo @ericwarutere @254_icon Hapo Westlands market kuna ya 100😂

Ukifanya job Westlands na ukose kubeba packed food, in a month utajipata ume spend 10k on lunch. Tough times🙂

@njanja_dennis Hope Kenyans have learnt Ruto was a big mistake and no other bible wilding merchant should be allowed anywhere near power

As a country, we are retrogressing so fast and I'm afraid next year after next year's General Elections we might experience a Post Election Violence just like the one which were witnessed in 2008 after the infamous General Elections that Mwai Kibaki rigged against Raila Odinga. Any sane Kenyan should be very worried about the use of goons by Ruto failing and corrupt government. Tukiendelea hivi hii nchi itachomeka. Don't say I didn't warn coz I have just did. Langu ni jicho tu.