Gillian Roth

@lady_valor_07 Don't sell your stuff. If the marriage ends, you will need a car. If you have a house--- rent it-- make income that way-- set up an airbnb-- but never sell what you own. I gave up 2 companies and quit college... I regret it -- I was Dean's list the entire time.

I am about getting married, my husband to be knows I own a car and house of my own, he insists I sell the car and house and we use the money to open joint account, or no marriage, I am 38 yes old already, what do you think or advice me to do. Credit - winnieaigbojie

@his4Everz Yes.

Neurodivergent friends, does water have a taste? To me, even bottled waters all taste different.

@bennyjohnson We've all been there.

@bennyjohnson If I saw this, I'd drop money beside him and tap him on the shoulder and say, "Sir, I think you dropped something..."

I will pay.

@TaraBull They don't need a warrant if the mother or child tests positive for illegal substances.

Officers take newborn baby at the hospital less than 24 hours after birth

@TaraBull @grok what happened in this case

@elonmusk 🤣

@Rothmus Elon Musk was here. Or @elonmusk was here.

The job AI could never replace.

@cusfragoso She's not as cranky cat.

Biscuit 🐕 & Egg 🐱

@creepydotorg I'm not going to lie... I would have jumped out of my skin.

Bro almost had a heart attack while assembling this statue of Sauron.

@cusfragoso Poor buddy

It looks like a leprechaun came to visit us last night!!! He had to go to the bathroom, and then someone chased him 🐕 !! Looks like that leprechaun had a very eventful night in our house! 🍀

Everyone needs a Sam Gamgee

@JohnDonoghue64 ...only slightly.

Well that’s reassuring 😳

@MarioNawfal So--this is what started it all. You couldn't let him have his little dance.... Thanks, Janet.

Incident Report: Employee: Robot. Infraction: Unauthorized dancing and smashed dishes. Staff required to contain: Several. Reason given: He just wants to dance. The robot has no regrets.

@Hot_Pepper76 Stevie doesn't need autotune. Sing it girl!!

1976, 28 years old, live. No autotune, so be kind. Can you identify the artist in under 15 seconds?

@its_The_Dr 18

It’s not 9. How many do you think?

@Raindropsmedia1 I tried one of these costumes on once.... You can't see. You have other have someone lead you around because your vision is very limited.

Chuck E. Cheese accused of kicking a kid — it was all caught on camera! 👀🧀

@Raindropsmedia1 You can't see much in those costumes. It looks like he was trying to kick the ball and the kid got in the way.

If you can buy groceries without worrying. You have a roof over your head. You have a car that runs. You have family and they're cared for and clothed.... You have insurance and have your health... What else do you need? Money can't buy love. Happiness. It helps-- but, it's not the answer to everything. To others they see a man worth 800BN To me-- I see a chance for humanity to answer the age-old question of What if? I'm happy for him. Keep going!!

Elon Musk’s mom, Maye, speaks about her son’s wealth after a reporter asked, “How does it feel like being the mother of the richest person in the world right now?” Maye’s answer: “Well, you know he hasn't got any cash, its all in his own company stocks, which people say he's rich but he actually just invests in his own companies and people who have invested in his companies are doing well, too.”