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Our press are actually desperate and pathetic 😂 Giving the country hope is only some kind of sinister threat to greedy robber barons and they are running out of nonsense to print

Hannah Spencer MP, Glastonbury 2013 "At home,most girls dress the same way. It's boring. I pretty much dress like this all the time. People always get a shock when I turn up to their door to fix something. I work with lots of men and they probably just think I'm a bit weird”.

@Bbmorg Perfectly fine here

Hands up who is not frightened to go out of their house in the UK as some want us to believe. 🤚

@Con_Tomlinson “Man”

Birmingham is a war zone. 19-year-old Lily Whitehouse was murdered in Oldbury on the 5 of November. Now a woman in her 30s has been stabbed in the neck and is fighting for her life in hospital. A nondescript "man in his 20s" has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, for what the police described as an "unprovoked attack." Politicians decided it was a good idea to fill our countries with violent criminals. Judges give them lenient sentences, or let them out of prison early. Innocent women are paying the price. Enough.

A huge thanks to everyone who entered our prize draw for @MSF_uk, raising an incredible £929,480 towards their vital work. The 25 winners of a pair of Glastonbury 2027 tickets will be notified within the next week.

@TMACCA86 @Keir_Starmer What has he done?

@Keir_Starmer Thanks for what you have done for our country since being in power you absolute horrible human being how do you sleep at night !!! You will be found out soon very soon

The appalling incident on a train near Huntingdon is deeply concerning. My thoughts are with all those affected, and my thanks go to the emergency services for their response. Anyone in the area should follow the advice of the police.

Happy 90th Birthday Michael !!! 🎂🥳 ❤️❤️❤️ #Glastonbury 😎

Lovely new song from Beans on Toast, the video features a fair chunk of Glastonbury, see if you can spot yourself. youtu.be/nt1yaXNYU2Y?si…

@scottritchie4 @TRobinsonNewEra @GNev2 Calling somebody who literally represented his country at the highest level of sport ‘non-patriotic’ shows you haven’t got a scooby

@TRobinsonNewEra @GNev2 I likeD @GNev2, after that stupid fucking statement he made, removing UK flags, ive done a 180. Uneducated, woke, non-patriotic, leftist, liberal wanker. Open ur fucking eyes Gary. Bet u had no issue with palestine & ukraine flags tho. Ya 🔔 🔚

Two rushed to hospital as knifeman attacks the public and police in Bradford. You reckon this will be middle aged white men @GNev2 ?

@scottritchie4 @TRobinsonNewEra @GNev2 Admit it. You never really liked him. You’re just an angry middle aged white man.

#Glastonbury #photooftheday

We’re pleased to offer the first 25 pairs of tickets to Glastonbury Festival 2027 (Wed 23rd June to Sun 27th June, 2027) - in a prize draw raising emergency funds for @MSF_uk. Enter now at glas.to/prizedraw27 All funds raised (after payment processing fees) will support MSF’s vital work providing medical care to people affected by the current conflicts in Gaza and Sudan.

@mrjimBob Southampton are slow starters

Thank you for getting the 2026 tour off to such a great start. Your support is never not appreciated. I’ll bung a ticket link in the comments. x

@basilthegreat If they are corrupted by woke nonsense, why do they arrest the woke protestors the minute they hold up some cardboard, but doing actual nazi salutes whilst waving an England flag is fine?

The Police need shutting down and starting again. Let's be honest. They're corrupted by woke nonsense and have been for decades.

🚨A man has been arrested in the UK for calling someone a 'muppet' The Police are out of control. I wish this was a joke. It isn't. Absolute insanity.

@basilthegreat 1,601 people, mostly pensioners, have been arrested for much less than calling somebody a muppet. That’s the 2 tier system for you.

@DaleVince I literally work for Ecotricity and had to visit a foodbank this month - I didn’t qualify so the credit card is taking a hit @DaleVince

FTSE CEOs earn 122 times more than their workers.. we’re talking millions of £s per year, maybe they are worth it - but aren’t workers worth more - for me the fact we have ‘in work benefits’ is a simple failure of the system. If you have a job you should be able to support yourself and your family. Foodbanks are a great initiative and the only growth industry the Tories created - but we should not need them. We need fair pay and fair tax.

@g_gosden Oh, they moan about it, alright. All part of the annual right-wing things to moan about calendar. March - Easter eggs not saying Easter. June - Glastonbury August - Notting Hill Carnival November - People not wearing poppies December - You can't say Happy Christmas anymore

@timdavies_uk @JemHaydonMoore The IDF would kill St George if he were alive today.

We need more English flags, they must be overwhelming 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sad news. Reid, who has passed away at 75, was part of the first #Glastonbury, 1970, including an amazing performance with a young Linda Lewis. RIP. 😔 nationalworld.com/news/obituarie…

@inspiralsband @TimBurgess Need Tom.

Stephen - That moment you sing the chorus of ‘This is how it Feels’ A Cappella with @TimBurgess #InspiralCarpets #kendalcalling #Thisishowitfeels