x - alex !
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x - alex !
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i just hope the goalie has fun | 25 🏳️🌈 (he/him) | pens - brewers - packers - bucks - badgers | admin: @Iceburgh_PR

BREAKING: They have run out of CO2 on the tap lines at Beerhaus across the street from the T-Mobile Arena. #Badgers and Pioneers fans will be drinking from cans and bottles the rest of the day. No draft beer to be served for the foreseeable future.

No seriously! Look at your history books. They haven’t done anything ever! The most notable thing to happen in Wisconsin over the past 80 years is that 10 years ago Hillary Clinton FORGOT IT EXISTED and handed the election to Trump. Her advisors were like: “Umm Madam Secretary when you’re done passing out on your feet and being shoved into a van in New York, would you like to perhaps visit a swing state?” Hillary: “wait … which swing state?” Advisors: “Wisconsin.” Hillary: “HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU I WILL NEVER GO TO THAT GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE EVER.” Advisors: “But … the election is in only two …” Hillary: NO.

It was always meant to be for Jake Livanavage 🐧

The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.


The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.










