You're shit out of luck, kiddo.

Why does everybody at my company aged 20-25 look like they are 45, interact like they are 12 and eat meals like they are 7?

@Britton65Sam Only music listened to during adolescence makes a lasting impact on people. That's why they go back to it.

Absolutely ❤️👍🤣

@Skahrd1 @YubabaYagmetax @EmilySm43 I've smoked weed since I was 18. I still do today. I own my home, my business and I will be retiring at age 48. Don't be so arrogant, kiddo.

@YubabaYagmetax @EmilySm43 Really? Ive Smoked since I was a Teenager. Own my home, pay my bills, take care of my family, and I'm a decorated wartime veteran, including ARCOM with Valor device and both Meritorious and Presidential unit Citations. I think I have done pretty well 😉

Be honest

@EmilySm43 A 10 that smokes weed.

@memetexts Vegans are usually mentally ill liberals longing to be part of a club.

@ZOrtiz99 @Rhino102182 It's reality

@Rhino102182 That's projection.

I'm going with excuses.

@memetexts Came back 10 years later with 3 baby daddies and Arby's.

@JayThomas119186 @longdepzai_n That just means you're old.

@longdepzai_n First girl looks like she still plays with dolls.. what u mean u send her a dirty text?

Send a hot text message to your wife in front of your family

@evild0j @PeteThamel What does it matter? Quit being a bitch

@PeteThamel You can’t say Elite Eight?

The Big Ten has at least four teams in the Round of 8, a record. The league hasn't won a national title in men's basketball since Michigan State in 2000. "I would say the best way to break this drought (is) if we just send four Big 10 teams to Indianapolis," Dusty May said, smiling.

@akafaceUS Fag

Taking the 6-7 trend to a whole new level.

@SteveLovesAmmo Texas is getting it's ass whipped, kiddo. Just like it would in real life 🤡

Wow this post blew up. So I’ll add an additional poll

6 in a landslide.

@bambi_coxx We're dead inside and don't give a fuck. Most of the time people think when we talk we're joking, but we're not. That's what's funny.

Why are men over 40 the funniest?

@d_orison @gotrice2024 To be fair, most people on X are under 70 and do not listen to police scanners

@gotrice2024 y'all must not listen to police scanners very much. This is nothing compared to some 911 calls.

This woman was awoken to a loud crash, she ran down stairs and saw that the dryer fell off of the washer. She’s here alone and tried to pick it back up but it’s just too heavy. The only thing she could think of is to call 9-1-1. The police and fire department came out and was able to help her put it back. She’s being heavily criticized for calling an emergency line for what they consider a non emergency. But if you are a woman living alone with nobody to help you when something like this happens, was it appropriate for her to call 9-1-1?

@IlliniNewsTweet They did. The blew the fuck out of Alabama. Go find yourself a Kleenex and take your tears elsewhere 🤡

@swankywolverine I like this better.

Chicago lit up for Michigan Basketball tonight, love to see it 🏀

@OlaveSZN12 Yes, the same Reliaquest bowl your team lost 🤣🤡🤡🤡 You're a full on retard.

@uofmcoverage @ChatBTweetin Flexing the Reliaquest bowl 💀💀💀

Goodnight Alabama fans

@doug_drouillard @Th_Midwesterner She's a lying, evil, cunt

@Th_Midwesterner She doesn't know what she is doing. She is not a bad person per se like some of the other leaders.

Whitmer’s Legacy: Michigan slides from 18th to 40th in per capita income since 2000 themidwesterner.news/2026/03/whitme…

@TheTabe You're looking for a period, kiddo. You're not asking a question.

@BallKnowerBrad @CollegeFBPortal But there is music and a lot of other noise in CFB games.

NEW: Memphis football doesn’t practice with music… Head Coach Charles Huff explains why: “When the Navy SEALs get ready to go on a mission, they’re not listening to Lil Baby.” 😳

@Lions They have around 10 stars and 43 scrubs. They are cooked this season unless the offense can average 60 points a game.

The heart of the team

@CuriosityonX There is. Watch "The Age of Disclosure". It came out in 2025.

There has to be life on one of these dots.

@DaveBondyTV Nope. Thats the new normal. Where I live in Florida it's like that in the middle of the night.

I just got this photo from someone driving from Michigan to Florida for spring break. They say traffic has been nonstop the entire way down. This was taken right at the Tennessee Kentucky border. Makes you wonder… are more people skipping flights and just driving this year? Anyone else seeing the same thing on the roads?