Yahwey Elohim

It's been a while. I've been busy searching for Kolob. What a bunch of gullible saps.

Prayer's prey is your brain.

Ever notice that the word 4 'pray' sounds like the word for 'prey'. lol

a xtian murders another xtian 4 heavens sake - thats the ultimate in selflessness.

Beware, Satan's testicles are tantalizing this season. You must resist!

Every sunday is april fools day. Let the fooling commence

Magic underpants. perhaps I should have required that too.

@askegg an alpha or early beta release, at best

@hemantmehta Is that why you won't be my bff? It's because you're gay? (or is it my nonexistence that intimidates you?)

In another universe, I sent Jesus down as a female python. Confused everyone. lol

I give u eternal life. Stop thanking me when ur loved ones live. Thank me when they die.

@neilhimself @GodTheMother It's tough love. Lucky you're not a Amalekite

@GodTheMother @neilhimself I can't be concerned with laptops. Puny humans.

My son is a socialist, and pays no taxes.

Oh @MicheleBachmann, sorry - just kidding.

Happy New Year! You are all going to die.

To answer ur question, yes, Jesus has a penis. (yup, admit it, you were thinking about it)

The beliefs of today's christians are based on a 2000 year old game of telephone.

I've finished weighing all your souls. They still weigh exactly 0 grams.

@mikhail2111 just a little spot where I put the special people -- bit.ly/o5mM92