Goose

@stoolsalesguy Say the name Gaz!

I want on the record I hate ppl wearing sunglasses. Can’t hide the eyes. Eyes tell the lies!

@rone Also @kellykeegs You say you confront everything except when situations involve a scumbag man with a wife and kids dming and employee?? That’s when you choose to not speak up??

@rone Keegs, 1. Why are you in everyone’s drama? 2. Why were you pressing the Situation about being on the show for clout when that’s the reason you all are on the fucking show?

OK. Juicy questions for the recap. And actually thoughtful ones are gonna be the ones that make it, need perfect wording

@barstoolspringb how terrible is @kellykeegs has to be my least favorite person on the planet

@barstoolspringb @kellykeegs giving off such weird energy about @SamGoldfinger_ why are you this invested in 23 year old drama?? You are so insufferable

@BarstoolBigCat Thanks Big Cat. Fuck the Cubs

Good luck Goose. Retweet for gambling luck

@barstoolspringb remember when you thought spicing up the show was exposing @nickysmokess calling Moobie BF a Dweeb? Lol

We need @kirkmin bad right now @barstoolspringb

@barstoolspringb WHERE ARE THE CLIPS!!!!!! @OhioTate need updates. This is bull shit

@stoolpresidente @Return_Of_RB Dude did you really edit your tweet?? Softttttt

I just got off the phone with @Return_Of_RB He says he had never had relations with Oona and I for one believe him. I was just throwing out names. It was wrong. I want to make it clear it wasn’t Rico. I’m gonna grow from this. It’s the Ryder thing to do!!!!

@BarstoolNate What’s the rumor!!!

Cliff notes on how we got here: -Oona used to date Sam Goldfinger -Sam is bffs with Hannah Montoya who is friends with Annika -Rone asked Oona about Annika not liking her -Keegs chimed in that Goldfinger and Hannah Montoya spread a very bad rumor about Oona after she dumped him -Tommy corroborated that the rumor cannot even be said on air -Goldfinger is now on his way to Vegas

@BFW has talked the MOST shit about @barstoolspringb being awful and how no one is doing shit yet he knows EVERYTHING about what’s going on with the show. Don’t act like it’s not entertaining otherwise you wouldn’t know every damn detail!!! @BarstoolYak weird energy

@rone ask @DanteTheDon why he blocks people, and cares what people say

Crazy @barstoolspringb I’m a big Dante guy. Hate to see that

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente sending @kellykeegs home the first day would be the greatest moment in Barstool history. Could you imagine her reaction?!?

@DannyJConrad @OhioTate Rare Danny W

Honored to finally join forces @OhioTate

@nickysmokess @DannyJConrad You’re right. Danny is the ABSOLUTE WORST!!!!

@DannyJConrad Would gladly accept

I’m not afraid to switch guys

@bebbs_2 @LeadingReport Facts

@LeadingReport @bjg_20

Less attractive people lean more liberal/Democrat, according to 2016 study by Rolfe D. Peterson and Carl L. Palmer.

@JasperPrnvkPGA @DannyJConrad @giamariano5 @kellykeegs Just the worst. It started at the beach house. Piss poor attitude

@bjg_20 @DannyJConrad @giamariano5 @kellykeegs Danny worse than @kellykeegs and @giamariano5? Please explain

Is @DannyJConrad @giamariano5 or @kellykeegs the worst at Barstool?? Gotta be Danny Conrad

Love the idea @OhioTate but can’t possibly watch another stream if you change the rules. That’s why we even engage in the first place. To watch you try and do the impossible. Switching rules just makes it lame and less credible