The future is now.
Your girlboss 400k/year girlfriend will maintain your lifestyle as a looksmaxxing househusband bodybuilder philosopher. She will massage you while you stream.
This is the new normal.
Bill, I’m a small CA business. I was sued to oblivion over a minor infraction they caught us being out of compliance in one part but then parlayed that into a discrimination case.
Their lawyers literally said they know the other case isn’t strong but they will fund it off the back of the infection.
You can fight back but we can’t sir :/
I am reaching out to the @X community for advice with the likely risk of sharing TMI. I have been sufficiently upset about the whole matter that I have lost sleep thinking about it and I am hoping that this post will enable me to get this matter off my chest.
By way of background, I started a family office called TABLE about 15 years ago and hired a friend who had previously managed a family office, and years earlier, had been my personal accountant. She is someone that I trusted implicitly and consider to be a good person.
The office started small, but over the last decade, the number of personnel and the cost of the office grew massively. The growth was entirely on the operational side as the investment team has remained tiny. While my investment portfolio grew substantially, the investments I had made were almost entirely passive and TABLE simply needed to account for them and meet capital calls as they came in. While TABLE purchased additional software and other systems that were supposed to improve productivity, the team kept increasing in size at a rapid rate, and the expenses continued to grow even faster.
While I would periodically question the growing expenses and high staff turnover, I stayed uninvolved with the office other than a once-a-year meeting when I briefly reviewed the operations and the financials and determined bonus compensation for the President and the CFO. I spent no time with any of the other employees or the operations. The whole idea behind TABLE was that it would handle everything other than my day job so that I would have more time for my job and my family.
Over the last six years, expenses ballooned even further, employee turnover accelerated, and I became concerned that all was not well at TABLE. It was time for me to take a look at what was going on.
Nearly four years ago, I recruited my nephew who had recently graduated from Harvard and put him to work at Bremont, a British watchmaker, one of my only active personal investments to figure out the issues at the company and ultimately assist in executing a turnaround. He did a superb job.
When he returned from the UK late last year after a few years at Bremont, I asked him to help me figure out what was going on with TABLE. When I explained to TABLE’s president what he would be doing, she became incredibly defensive, which naturally made me more concerned.
My nephew went to work by first meeting with each employee to understand their roles at the company and to learn from them what ideas they had on how things could be improved. He got an earful.
Our first step in helping to turn around TABLE was a reduction in force including the president and about a third of the team, retaining excellent talent that had been desperate for new leadership.
Now here is where I need your advice.
All but one of the employees who were terminated acted professionally and were gracious on the way out (excluding the president who had a notice period in her contract, is currently still being paid, and with whom I have not yet had a discussion).
The highest compensated terminated employee other than the president, an in-house lawyer (let’s call her Ronda), told us that three months of severance was not enough and demanded two years’ severance despite having worked at the company for only two and one half years.
When I learned of Ronda's request for severance, I offered to speak with her to understand what she was thinking, but she refused to do so. A few days ago, we received a threatening letter from a Silicon Valley law firm.
In the letter, Ronda’s counsel suggests that her termination is part of longstanding issues of ‘harassment and gender discrimination’ – an interesting claim in light of the fact that Ronda was in charge of workplace compliance – and that her termination was due to:
“unlawful, retaliatory, and harmful conduct directed towards her. Both [Ronda] and I [Ronda’s lawyer] have spoken with you about [Ronda’s] view of what a reasonable resolution would include given the circumstances. Thus far, TABLE has refused to provide any substantive response. This letter provides the last opportunity to reach a satisfactory agreement. If we cannot do so, [Ronda] will seek all appropriate relief in a court of competent jurisdiction.”
The letter goes on to explain the basis for the “unsafe work environment” claim at TABLE:
“In early 2026, Pershing Square’s founder Bill Ackman installed his nephew in an unidentified role at TABLE, Ackman’s family office. [His nephew]—whose only work experience had been for TABLE where he was seconded abroad for the last four years to a UK watch company held by Ackman—began appearing at TABLE’s offices and conducting interviews of employees without a clear explanation of his role or the purposes of these interviews. During this period, he made a series of inappropriate and genderbased [sic] comments to multiple employees that created an unsafe work environment. Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.”
The above allegations about my nephew had previously been brought to my attention by TABLE’s president when they occurred. When I learned of them, I told the president that I would speak to him directly and encouraged her to arrange for him to get workplace sensitivity training. The president assured me that she would do so.
When I spoke to my nephew, he explained what he actually had said and how his actual remarks had been received, not at all as alleged in the legal letter from Ronda’s counsel. I have also spoken to others at the lunch table who confirmed his description of the facts. In any case, he meant no harm, was simply trying to build rapport with other employees, and no one, as far as I understand, was offended.
Ironically, Ronda claims in her legal letter that TABLE didn’t take HR compliance seriously, yet Ronda was in charge of HR compliance at TABLE and the person who gave my nephew his workplace sensitivity training after the alleged incidents. In any case, Ronda, as head of compliance, should have kept a record or raised an alarm if indeed there was pervasive harassment or other such problems at the company, and there is no evidence whatsoever that this is true.
So why does Ronda believe she can get me to pay her nearly $2 million, i.e., two years of severance, nearly one year of severance for each of her years at the company? Well, here is where some more background would be helpful.
Over the last two months, I have been consumed with a major family medical issue – one of my older daughters had a massive brain hemorrhage on February 5th and has since been making progress on her recovery – and I am in the midst of a major transaction for my company which I am executing from a hospital room office next to her . While the latter business matter is publicly known, the details of my daughter’s situation are only known to Ronda because of her role at our family office.
Now, let’s get back to the subject at hand.
Unfortunately, while New York and many other states have employment-at-will, there has emerged an industry of lawyers who make a living from bringing fake gender, race, LGBTQ and other discrimination employment claims in order to extract larger severance payments for terminated employees, and it needs to stop.
The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim. And inevitably, nearly 100% of these claims are settled because the public relations and legal costs of defending them exceed the dollar cost of the settlement. The claims are nearly always settled with a confidentiality agreement where the employee who asserts the fake claims remains anonymous and as a result, there is no reputational cost to bringing false claims.
The consequences of this sleazy system (let’s call it ‘the System’) are the increased costs of doing business which is a tax on the economy and society. There are other more serious problems due to the System. Unfortunately, the existence of an industry of plaintiff firms and terminated employees willing to make these claims makes it riskier for companies to hire employees from a protected class, i.e., LGBTQ, seniors, women, people of color etc. because it is that much more reputationally damaging and expensive to be accused of racism, sexism, and/or intolerance for sexual diversity than for firing a white male as juries generally have less sympathy for white males.
The System therefore increases the risk of discrimination rather than reducing it, and the people bringing these fake claims are thereby causing enormous harm to the other members of these protected classes.
So what happened here?
Ronda was vastly overpaid and overqualified for the job that she did at TABLE. She was paid $1.05 million plus benefits last year for her work which was largely comprised of filling out subscription agreements and overseeing an outside law firm on closing passive investments in funds and in private and venture stage companies, some compliance work, and managing the office move from one office to another. She had a very good gig as she was highly paid, only had to go into the office three days a week, and could work from anywhere during the summer.
Once my nephew showed up and started to investigate what was going on, she likely concluded that there was a reasonable possibility she would be terminated, as her job was in the too-easy-and-to-good-to-be-true category. The problem was that she was not in a protected class due to her race, age or sexual identity so she had to construct the basis for a claim. While she is female and could in theory bring a gender-based discrimination claim, she reported to the president who is female and to whom she is very close, which makes it difficult for her to bring a harassment claim against her former boss.
When my nephew complimented a TABLE employee at lunch about how young she looked – in response to saying she was going to her 40-year-old sister’s birthday party, he said ‘she must be your older sister’ – Ronda immediately reported it to our external HR lawyer. She thereby began building her case.
The other problem for Ronda bringing a claim is that she was terminated alongside 30% of other TABLE employees as part of a restructuring so it is very difficult for her to say that she was targeted in her termination or was retaliated against. TABLE is now hiring an external fractional general counsel as that is all the company needs to process the relatively limited amount of legal work we do internally. In short, Ronda was eminently qualified and capable and did her job. She was just too much horsepower for what is largely an administrative legal role so she had to come up with something else to bring a claim.
Now Ronda knew I was a good target and it was a good time to bring a claim against me. She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO.
Ronda also knew that publicity about supposed gender discrimination and a “hostile and unsafe work environment” are not things that a CEO of a company about to go public wants to have released into the media. And she may have thought that the nearly $2 million she was asking for would be considered small in the context of the reputational damage a lawsuit could cause, regardless of the fact that two years of severance was an absurd amount for an employee who had only worked at TABLE for 30 months.
She also likely considered that I wouldn’t want to embarrass my nephew by dragging him into the klieg lights when her claims emerged publicly.
So, in summary, game theory would say that I would certainly settle this case, for why would I risk negative publicity at a time when I was preparing our company to go public and also risk embarrassing my nephew.
Notably, she hired a Silicon Valley law firm, rather than a typical NY employment firm. This struck me as interesting as her husband works for one of the most prominent Silicon Valley venture firms whose CEO, I am sure, has no tolerance for these kinds of fake claims that sadly many venture-backed companies also have to deal with. I mention this as I suspect her husband likely has been working with her on the strategy for squeezing me as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game theorist. My only advice for him is to understand more about your opponent before you launch your first move.
All of the above said, gender, race, LGBTQ and other such discrimination is a real thing. Many people have been harmed and deserve compensation for this discrimination, and these companies and individuals should be punished for engaging in such behavior.
Which brings me to the advice I am seeking from the X community.
I am not planning to follow the typical path and settle this ‘claim.’ Rather, I am going to fight this nonsense to the end of the earth in the hope that it inspires other CEOs to do the same so we shut down this despicable behavior that is a large tax on society, employment, and the economy and contributes to workplace discrimination rather than reducing it.
Do you agree or disagree that this is the right approach?
you can buy a 20-year-old company for $500 and use its age to access bank funding that takes most people a decade to qualify for
banks give preferential treatment to businesses with long operating histories. an LLC formed last month gets scrutinized. an LLC formed in 2004 gets fast-tracked. same revenue. same owner. different age. different treatment
SBA loans favor businesses with 2+ years of operating history. most business credit cards approve higher limits for established businesses. equipment financing companies use business age as a primary underwriting factor. the entire system rewards time in business
but "time in business" doesn't mean what you think it means
it means the date the entity was formed. not the date YOU started running it. the entity itself has an age. and entities can be bought and sold
there are websites that sell aged LLCs and corporations. you can buy a company that was formed in 2004 with a clean history for $400-$800 depending on the state and age. Wyoming LLCs are cheapest. Delaware corps are a bit more
when you buy the entity, you become the new registered agent and member. you update the EIN with the IRS (takes 15 minutes). you open a new bank account under the existing entity
now when you apply for business credit and list "date business established: 2004," you're not lying. the entity was established in 2004. you just acquired it recently. most credit applications ask when the business was formed, not when you took over
banks see a 20-year-old business with a new owner who's running revenue through it. that looks like a business that survived 20 years and recently changed hands. which happens constantly. restaurants sell. law firms merge. service companies get acquired. a new owner on an old business is completely normal
the credit advantage is real:
new LLC (formed 6 months ago): bank offers $15K credit line, 14% APR, requires 2 years of tax returns, personal guarantee with full recourse
aged LLC (formed 2004, same owner, same revenue): bank offers $75K credit line, 8% APR, accepts 1 year of returns filed under the entity, better terms on personal guarantee
same person. same business model. same revenue. only variable is the date on the articles of organization
the risks:
you need to verify the aged LLC has no liens, judgments, tax debts, or legal issues. buy from a reputable provider that guarantees a clean history. check the state's business database for any filings against the entity. run it through the IRS to confirm no outstanding tax obligations
some lenders will verify beyond just the formation date. they may ask for historical tax returns under the entity's EIN. if you only have 1 year of returns but claim 20 years of operations, a sophisticated lender will notice the gap. this works better for credit cards and smaller credit lines than it does for SBA loans which dig deeper
the sweet spot: buy an aged LLC, run your business through it for 12 months filing legitimate returns, then approach lenders. you now have a 21-year-old business with 12 months of verified revenue under the entity. that's a profile most small business owners spend 10 years building
i've seen people combine this with the bureau sequence and quarterly quota timing and access $200K+ in their first year of operations. the aged entity added maybe $50K-$100K in additional approvals they wouldn't have gotten with a new LLC
not a magic trick. but a real structural advantage that most people don't know exists
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A Russian guy is trending in Kenya for sleeping with countless Kenyan women
He put up a whole roaster of the women he slept with on his Tik Tok, detailing how he approached them and how it ended
What's making the Kenyan men even more angry is the fact that he didn't even put effort into getting sex
• no getting to know each other
• no fancy dates
• no spending
He simply said "hie" next thing "come to my hotel room" and chewed them up
Remember another white man who was chewing South African women on video?
White men who are into black women are playing the dating game on easy mode
Black women love white men, they don't care whether he's old, ugly or broke, as long as he is white, they want him inside them
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I regret engaging in the political dumpster fire of the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting.
I simply want to do my small part in building bridges & pushing for long-lasting peace.
I'll try to focus on that through long-form nuanced conversation with people on all sides.
I love you all ❤️
Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind.
He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison.
Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.
NEW: Kamala Harris' rally crowd is completely stumped after she tells them to all start shouting their own names.
The moment came after the crowd started a "Kamala" chant.
Harris: "Now I want you to all shout your own names, do that!"
Crowd: *silent*
Over 20 Ohio State football players were seen wearing shirts with messages about Jesus as the team arrived at a hotel for fall camp. The shirts featured slogans such as "Follow Jesus," "Jesus Won," "Jesus Saves," "God Got Me," and "Just Here To Give God Glory," among others.
Info: Church Leaders