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@photondetector Work that cheese baby. #cheesemomma #twotimes #hashtag #suckagouda.

I checked in at Franklin Park (618 St John's Pl) on #Yelp bit.ly/vDXm9I

I just checked in at Franklin Park on #Yelp and earned the Barfly badge! bit.ly/sBNpQq

I checked in at Franklin Park (618 St John's Pl) on #Yelp bit.ly/vDXm9I

I checked in at Franklin Park (618 St John's Pl) on #Yelp bit.ly/vDXm9I

I checked in at Dutch Boy Burger (766 Franklin Ave) on #Yelp bit.ly/rLFZlN

I checked in at Dutch Boy Burger (766 Franklin Ave) on #Yelp bit.ly/rLFZlN

I checked in at Traffic Barber Shop (179 MacDougal St) on #Yelp bit.ly/pNJmTb

I checked in at Squires Restaurant (218 N State Rd) on #Yelp bit.ly/p6Vkfv

Fucking MLINE.

Taco. Nao!

Zorp Zorp

@photondetector 40's are better.

Never understood the prohibition against eating at the DMV. Other then adding to an already Shitty experience.

@arabellalovejoy stop break dancing while drunk. Hope you feel better!

@IGnatiusTFoobar you call it sacrilege, I call it being a smart consumer.

Shut down #Squires last night with @photondetector and RichMorgenstern, was mad mad fun.

@IGnatiusTFoobar sorry were you saying something? Was having too much fun being an iPhone owner to pay attention. 8)

@WaldenL @ignatiustfoobar shhhh. Don't burst his geek bubble with reality.

I just got up to 13,745 in #DoodleJump!!! Beat that! http://itunes.com/app/DoodleJump