Kylie Spinelli

Me checking Twitter all day like they’re going to surprise drop the election results a day early

Intergalactic warlords @gwar landed in Albany on 11/2/24, dominating fans & coating them with blood @EmpireLive518. Photog Kylie Spinelli caught the carnage. (Kylie Spinelli for 518scene.com @growingobserver/@518scene) @slpconcerts @UpstateBNB wp.me/pdLIMz-eOq

I think about this all the time. It’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.

Just some kids 📸: @GrowingObserver

@DietCoke_Esq @rebmasel

If your lawyer doesn't respond to you within 45 minutes, you should absolutely threaten to call the bar. This will not only improve response time but also strengthen your working relationship! Follow me for more hacks

Elon Musk at a Trump Rally

You just know he got on stage and was thinking “Don’t do the X jump don’t do the X jump they said it was weird don’t be weird don’t do the X jump - AUUUGGHHH!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is nobody gonna talk about what an absolute joke @elonmusk is? 🤣🤣 every time he sees the light of day he gets cringey-er. I didn’t know it was possible!

Foggy foliage

Trump says it’s “very dangerous” for Kamala Harris voters to identify themselves because they’ll “get hurt”

@biologistimo @rebmasel

I would never recover if someone deadpanned me with “Thank you for explaining the legal process.” #VPDebate2024

Last time I did this I almost went bankrupt... but since I'm close to 60,000 Twitter followers... I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (59,880 followers at the start) P.S. I will cut you folks off... eventually 😎

These MAGA assholes are beyond the pale. This woman is not alone in her horror story. 🥺👇

I better go superviral for this...

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

@P_Kallioniemi Trump watched too many cartoons. Because “Okay, now, as for food, the following breeds of dog are edible” is the Simpsons’ quote m.imdb.com/title/tt070104…

@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump On what PLANET

Thank You! Donald Trump Truth Social 01:44 AM EST 09/11/24 @realDonaldTrump

Saying "if I'm president elect I'll get it done (peace in Israel) before I'm even inaugurated" is a confession to a federal crime under the Logan Act.

I’m sorry I’m still stuck on sending Abdul from the Taliban a picture of his home and told him to figure it out. Like what?!