Growing up Mutant

Paying life insurance for your wife is really a pain in the ass due to her constant recurring death. #GrowingUpMutant

So, like, you guys can send me stuff too if y'all want

@WolverineSnikt you don't need to know my origin story...

Being a student at Jean Grey... #MutantProblems

#GrowingUpMutant when your friends try to tell you that Spiderman is a mutant too but you actually took a class with the guy

#GrowingUpMutant "Oh, my eyes are two different colors! That must make me a mutant too :)))"

#GrowingUpMutant being a speedster must be struggle

#GrowingUpMutant when you have the same mutant powers as an older, known, superhero and they try to court you into being their sidekick

Starting to think that "A Song of Fire and Ice" describes your love life way too well. #GrowingUpMutant

#GrowingUpMutant "I don't know why you guys are so upset, you get cool powers."

#GrowingUpMutant having to hear shitty puns revolving around mutation and they expect you to not punch them

#GrowingUpMutant "You can't be black AND a mutant!"

#GrowingUpMutant when all of your mutant friends have a pretty tragic backstory and you're just there like; "my puppy ran away once."

#GrowingUpMutant having a physical mutation and you're riding on the train/subway and hearing "Hey, are you going to a convention?"

#GrowingUpMutant When you see the avengers waiting outside your house

#GrowingUpMutant no, it's cool, just fight right on my front lawn. Make my gardener earn his money.

#GrowingUpMutant seeing your mom/dad curse out someone who was talking down on you cause you're a mutant is literally a blessing

#GrowingUpMutant "Mutants are a sickness to our society! They are a sin that should be-" ...ok so anyways.

#GrowingUpMutant "Omg, it must so fun being a mutant!" "You're so lucky to be a mutant!" "I want to be a mutant too!"

#GrowingUpmutant having to pick out your new school is like having to pick out how you'd like to die.